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Dylan Fisher

@dyliciousfisher

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Tough on Crime. Soft on Cuddles.
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Men can’t even tell the truth right, let alone propose right. What a nightmare. At least it was a pretty setting to hear some devastating news. Perhaps men aren’t so thoughtless after all… #comedyreel #proposal #std #whichone #plural by @dyliciousfisher
🥷 “That was the best theme song I’ve ever heard” by @dyliciousfisher
📞 Everyone loves a FILM BRO! 🎥🎬☎️ by @dyliciousfisher
Chat with a FILM BRO tonight! 📞 🎥 💋 Lines Available . All of them. by @dyliciousfisher
What a great night this was!! Thanks to all the comics for bringing it and to our audience for coming out!! Justin and I truly got to spread our legs (comedically)! And big thanks to @dick_wolf for sneakily taking these pics! #standup #comedy #jokes #stage #legspreading by @dyliciousfisher
Send this to the toothpick guy you know 💀 by @dyliciousfisher
Show this Friday, Oct 16th at 9pm! 7456 Melrose Ave Ticket link in bio! by @dyliciousfisher
No greater honor than being the officiant, other than the best man, made of honor, bride, groom, mother of the bride, father of the groom, father of bride, mother of the groom, groomsmen, bridesmaid, or one of those lil cocktail weenies everyone thinks are so cute and can’t wait to eat 🤗 God I wish I were a wedding cocktail weenie, so badly!!! #standup #comedy #weddıngday #officiant #truelove❤️ by @dyliciousfisher
Very excited for this night! Justin and I want to stretch our legs (comedically) with some help from our very funny friends! Join us @bestcomedyclubnearmetheater for a fun night of comedy! Ticket link in bio 😎 #standupcomedy #jokes #comedy #stretchtheirlegs #friends by @dyliciousfisher
Man, if I had a nickel for every time this happened to me I’d have ten nickels. And what’s that? Like, 50 cents? “Actually 50 cents,” you scream? Wow. 50 whole cents. One whole half dollar. What can you even do with 50 cents these days? I remember when pay phones went from a quarter to 50 cents, everyone was pretty pissed. Last time I used a payphone it cost a dollar! I’d need to get s*** smeared on me in the green room ten more times to be able to afford that. Would it be worth it? I guess depending on who I would call. Should I call you? I feel like if I had to spend money on a phone call it would be worth it if it were you on the other end 🤭 All right, let me go find ten more green room s**ts. Call soon, baby 😏 #standup #comedy #greenroom #smear #dominique This has been an Out Of Context Riff by @dyliciousfisher
Making small talk is a true nightmare!!! by @dyliciousfisher
Man, if you thought the Twilight Zone was scary, stay away from the No Silly Zone! Just kidding, this was a fine reaction to a new bit I was trying out. It was dumb and silly but didn’t totally connect, which is fine! I gotta work on it more. That’s comedy. That’s life. Take my wife, please! We’ll try again at a later date. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER #standup #comedy #silly #nosilly #writingitdown 🎥: @luonthemic by @dyliciousfisher

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