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Victoria Dyson

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Tea addict ☕️ Writer. Doofus. @swearypoppinscomedy ☂️ ND shapeshifter with big ears 🫖 Co-Artistic Director @filskit.theatre 🐾 @harley_theaussiedoodle

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Eurovision: Ye Olden Days vs. Today. This is the sort of nonsense I get up to when left to my own devices on a Saturday.Who’s excited for tonight?! 🔥 Bring it on @eurovision 🪩 🎶 🫶#funny #eurovision2026 #parody by @dyson4tea

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Anyone considering a facelift? Here’s (the recently widowed) Bianca having some work done, on the hunt for a new man.A nice throwback video from 6 years ago when we were all stuck inside losing our minds. I never found mine. 🤡 #funnyvideos #quarantinder #surgery #comedy #sketch by @dyson4tea

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Not being cool is cool, right? Right?! #music #charlixcx #love #funnyvideos #pop by @dyson4tea

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I simply refuse to be heckled by a creaky hinge! 🚪 A fabulous afternoon with @gandbcomedy on Sunday at The Royal George - I’ll be sure to pack some lubricant in my carpet bag for my next visit… Spit spot! 🌂 😉 #WD40 #comedy #swearypoppins #funnyvideos #heckle by @dyson4tea

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How appropriate for an improvised Murder Mystery show…I can’t stop corpsing. 😂Great fun last night familiarising ourselves with the premise of our murderously amusing Woking Improv Theatre show, “There Definitely Won’t Be A Murder.” 🕵️‍♂️ You can catch Joel, Julie, Siobhan, Adam and me on Sunday at @theprincesswoking_ in Woking. With @wokingimprovtheatre’s Pip our director and technician extraordinaire!We’re one of the WIT residency teams and there will be plenty of delightful acts to get you giggling (hopefully I’ll be able to keep a straight face on the day!!) It’s all improvised so no two shows are the same! 🎉 Head to the @wokingimprovtheatre bio for more info and tickets, sweetie darlings 😘 #improv #comedy #woking #funny #theredefinitelywontbeamurder by @dyson4tea

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That annoying person who can’t stop making terrible puns out of names (me).COME ON ENGLAND!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ⚽️ #worldcup #bellingham #love #football #funnyvideos by @dyson4tea

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My umbrella carried me all the way to The Royal George @gabcomedy last week. ☂️ My first outing there and they were a surprisingly well behaved bunch! No spanking required. 👋 That Kyle Wallace fellow runs a tight ship and I must say I like the cut of his jib. Spit spot! 🍻 #marypoppins #comedy #parody #swearypoppins #funnywomen by @dyson4tea

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Why does it look like I’ve just interrupted Harley at the gentlemen’s urinals? 😳 His body is so comically long I want to make him some little trousers out of curtains and then we can wear matching outfits like a downsized version of the Von Trapp family. Yes, I also need to get out more! To yodelling competitions! 🥹 🩷 🏔️ 🐐 🎵#dog #dogsofinstagram #funny #happy by @dyson4tea

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A delightful Saturday, Sunday, Monday and a chance for my multiple personalities to have an outing. In several different postcodes! 🧭 1. Grinning after a fab night at JEST with the amazing @designedbybc at @nestandvine.peckham 🩷 Super comedians. Fun crowd. Fab staff. Oof. I had to run like the wind for my train. Ticket didn’t work and no guard so I ROLLED under the barrier. Felt like Bruce Willis in Die Hard (if he’d worn a long skirt and was carrying a carpet bag and an umbrella). It took 3 hours to get home but very nice baclava cheered me up at Clapham junction. 2. Sweary Poppins knocking back the vodka. An uncontrollable lush. 3. If I was single, this would be my Tinder pic. 🔥 Had our first outing of our improvised @wokingimprovtheatre residency show There Definitely Won’t Be A Murder! It was SO much fun and we sold out. Boom! Magical pic courtesy of @lightmancer 4. Popped to the Lake District with two of my besties for ONE NIGHT. It was so magnificent I can’t even begin to do it justice by talking about it. So here’s me shamelessly in a bikini to show I can occasionally look like a nice lady with lady bits. File me under Pale and Interesting. 👻Happy Dyson ☕️ x by @dyson4tea

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24 hours in the Lake District. ⛰️🐑🐑💕#lakedistrictnationalpark #friends #soulfood #hike #waterfall @dyson4tea @sarahlshephard by @dyson4tea

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Ok. I'm starting to realise why people don't recognise that I'm @swearypoppinscomedy once the wig comes off! Actual me featured in the last pic. Clark Kenting my way through life at the minute!Here's a gallery of my malleable face. Sweary Poppins laughs in the face of Botox. Because she still can. A super fun show last week with this brilliantly funny lot. Be sure to check 'em out if you haven't already: @ilyhamdia @jodzwheelz @alexa_dark_stalker @justjoehaddad All beautifully arranged by our fabulous bombshell MC @funnybysurname_comedy ❤️ Fab pics by @alexartonline #london #funnywomen #comedy #character #swearypoppins by @dyson4tea

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Borrowed one of my dog’s cooling bandanas that’s been in the freezer…and accidentally transformed into a SEXY BANDIT/ GONDOLIER. 😯 🪭 🔥 🥵 Heat delirium may be setting in. #summer #toptip #hot #gondolier by @dyson4tea

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