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I got hurt and the only thing I have to show for it is the official crime scene sketch done by @digital_duchamp and this tumblr era portrait also done by @digital_duchamp by @eel_haras

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a year ago

Happy Gotcha day to King Sluggo! You’re my favorite naughty boy from the wrong side of the tracks. Mommy loves you! Always remember: the world is your toilet by @eel_haras

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a year ago

My worst quality is the ability to be brazen and still feel sorry for myself ;( by @eel_haras

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a year ago

First semester of grad school: a study through selfies. by @eel_haras

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2 years ago

Some things that made me LOL while I swam in ocean of my own tears by @eel_haras

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3 years ago

*BREAKING NEWS* First reported inter-species birth takes place in Chicago, Illinois. Local city bitch gives birth (by way of immaculate conception) to two year old corgi that already knows how to shake, smells like a rice cooker and loves tennis balls. by @eel_haras

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3 years ago

I’ll never forget that time I was ignored, and I hope you never forget when I ignored you by @eel_haras

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4 years ago

Get in the zone, Otto-zone (happy birthday to the baby I sometimes pretend I gave birth to, shout out to @spiral_jetty and @johncompton77 for making my favorite freaky deaky and letting me watch him grow up every week) by @eel_haras

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4 years ago

Diamonds are forever by @eel_haras

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5 years ago

Happy birthday to me favorite puppy
@itdae. Hopefully we’ll be able to make it clap on a hike again one day by @eel_haras

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6 years ago

2020 was like a ying yang of zhia jiang main and white rice - while a sedentary lifestyle indicative of a depressive episode can bog one down, the delight of a glutenous/gluttonous/gelatinous comfort zone felt like a warm hug by @eel_haras

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6 years ago

Happy Father’s Day to my dad! Here’s a video of him getting self conscious about me filming him while he sings Sarah Smile by Hall and Oats which I was named after lol by @eel_haras

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6 years ago