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I performed this in Feb for @bigwoesband as part of my Poetry Time Bossa Nova section after a man requested access to my Google doc and I was so devoid of intimacy that it felt like he was coming on to me by @elzward

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13 hours ago

IN OTHER LESS SAD NEWS, MY OFFICE PARTY IS BACK!!!!!!!! HEHHEHEHEHEHEH !!!!!! MY FAVE BABES PLAYING:

🫦 @milz_____
🫦 @sophie_stirling_
🫦 @djleahpatraa

AND KAZZA !!!!!!

A few super cheapie tix on there but limited so walk don't RUN 🍒🍒🍒🍒🥺🥺🥺🥺🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🖇️🖇️🖇️🖇️🖇️🖇️📇📇📇📇👔👔👔👔👔👔👔👔👔👔👔👔👔💼💼💼💼💻💻💻💻💻💻💻💻 by @elzward

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3 days ago

CRYING ON THE TRAIN WRITING THIS !!!!! 🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒💋💋💋💋❤️❤️❤️ P.S DM FOR SLOTS ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💋💋💋💋💋💋 by @elzward

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4 days ago

WE RAISED £300 for TRANSCLUB Margate!

Oh my GOD! How has it been a month already since The Plague spread to Margate?

For those living under a rock, on the 29th of August us plague rats hitched a ride down to the glorious seaside on the invitation of the gorgeous folks @whereelsespace and of course with the blessing and encouragement of the Queen of Margate herself @elzward.

And seeing as The Plague is always a fundraiser we thought it would be an excellent opportunity to raise some money for the amazing people @transclubmargate, and boy did we raise some money.

With the help of the sexy rats of Margate we raised £300, all of which has gone to Trans Club, allowing them to continue their amazing work!

We love you Plague Rats, see you back in London on the 30th October! X taken in Where Else? by @elzward

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13 days ago

Sophie is hearing things again 💔

#babyvoice #mentalhealthawareness #wlw #hehehe by @elzward

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23 days ago

MARG-PLAGUE: London’s least exclusive cabaret goes to the SEASIDE was a SMASH!!!

📸 @rebecca_hallett_photos

thank u sm to everyone who came and caught the plague with us on saturday night & a HUGE thanks to @elzward for inviting us down to Margate and being a fantastic co-host & @whereelsespace for hosting us!!!

joining us at the seaside were the most fabulous performers

🌟 @foreveryoursbetty as Silly Orange Woman

🌟@albieyours as the Ultimate Airport Dad

🌟@lilyzhughes as Lil Saucepot

🌟 @vatsncomedy as his hilarious self

🌟 Georgia as Alex Turn’em

🌟 @tom.boyproductions as the infectious plague rats

…. and of course our hostest with the mostest @benedict.doggwiler FREEDA NIP 🌟🌟💫🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️💥🫡

keep an eye out for plague season 2 announcements coming soon… xoxoxo taken in Where Else? by @elzward

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a month ago

It's the honour of my life to tell the Loops story ❤️ p.s she's looking knackered so this is the last time you'll ever see Lou Lou in cardboard FORM !!!!!!!!!!!

@tom.boyproductions 🐀🐀🐀❤️❤️ by @elzward

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a month ago

I do not own a car but I do own a scaled replica of my local bus which I made from cardboard :)

#thanet #bus #wlw by @elzward

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a month ago

CUM CATCH THE PLAGUE TONIGHT FROM 8PM @whereelsespace I HOPE THIS POST CUTS THRU ALG #manosphere xxxx by @elzward

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a month ago

Guys !!! This is how my summer has been so far I hope this makes sense !!!!!!!!!!!! I've got to go now xx taken in Hot sexy instagram girls by @elzward

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2 months ago

ATTENTION PLZ!!!!!! THE PLAGUE IS COMING TO MARGATE !!!!!!! :000000099 by @elzward

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2 months ago

THEME RUVEAL MARGATE EDITION: seaside eccentricity

soleros, sailors & sunburn! this theme is an ode to everything campy, kitch & queer about the british seaside

The Plague is London’s least exclusive queer cabaret and this august bank holiday we’re going to the seaside… cum join us x

📆sat 29 august
📍where else?, margate

performers sign up 🔗 in bio & for those who like to watch 👀 secure your ticket there too xx taken in Where Else? by @elzward

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2 months ago