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🐍 I take corn snakes extremely seriously
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New here? 👋 I'm the Extremely Serious Snake Guy, and this is your official invitation to my YouTube channel. Longer videos, the Miami Shatter breeding series, snake facts that sound fake but aren't, and extremely serious nonsense on the regular. Link in bio — go subscribe, the snakes and I will wait. 🐍 Until next time... stay extremely serious... by @extremelyserioussnakeguy

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24 days ago

Your egg rolled across the counter. Sixty days later, it's a pile of baby corn snakes. 🥚🐍
One clutch can drop 12–24 eggs. Give them steady warmth and they do the rest.
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Until next time... stay extremely serious...

#CornSnake #SnakeFacts #ReptileLovers #SnakesOfInstagram #ExtremelySeriousSnakeGuy #SnakeBreeding by @extremelyserioussnakeguy

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11 days ago

important snake announcement: don't scratch your snake on a blackboard. his scales are keratin. that's the announcement.
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Until next time... stay extremely serious...
#snake #cornsnake #funny #snakememes #reptiles #ExtremelySeriousSnakeGuy by @extremelyserioussnakeguy

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4 days ago

Until next time... stay extremely serious...

#snakes #snakememes #cornsnake #reptilekeeper #extremelyserioussnakeguy by @extremelyserioussnakeguy

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an hour ago

🚨 IMPORTANT REST DAY ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨

Your snake only has one lung. One.

A whole animal, running on a single lung. Honestly? Maybe that's why they're so pissy. They can't catch their breath.

one lung. zero patience.

Subscribe on YouTube for the full videos 🐍 (link in bio)

Until next time... stay extremely serious...

#CornSnake #SnakeFacts #ReptileLovers #SnakesOfInstagram #ExtremelySeriousSnakeGuy #OneLung by @extremelyserioussnakeguy

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17 hours ago

Until next time... stay extremely serious...

#snakes #snakememes #cornsnake #reptilekeeper #extremelyserioussnakeguy by @extremelyserioussnakeguy

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a day ago

Until next time... stay extremely serious...

#snakes #snakememes #cornsnake #reptilekeeper #extremelyserioussnakeguy by @extremelyserioussnakeguy

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2 days ago

Until next time... stay extremely serious...
#snakes #snakememes #cornsnake #reptilekeeper #extremelyserioussnakeguy by @extremelyserioussnakeguy

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3 days ago

Your snakes deserve romance too. So I found the gaudiest photoreel format on the internet and put mine in it.

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Until next time... stay extremely serious...
#snake #cornsnake #funny #memes #photoreel #snakememes #ExtremelySeriousSnakeGuy by @extremelyserioussnakeguy

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4 days ago

Until next time... stay extremely serious...

#snakes #snakememes #cornsnake #reptilekeeper #extremelyserioussnakeguy by @extremelyserioussnakeguy

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4 days ago

Some guys write love songs. I make CapCut photoreels for my snakes. 🐍🌹

Red roses. Waterfalls. Dramatic lighting. The full romantic-comedy treatment — for corn snakes. They deserve it more than most people I know.

Drop a 🌹 for your favorite. No wrong answers.

New here? I'm the Extremely Serious Snake Guy — subscribe on YouTube so I can afford mice 🐍

Until next time... stay extremely serious...

#cornsnake #snakes #snakememes #reptilekeeper #snakesofinstagram #ExtremelySeriousSnakeGuy by @extremelyserioussnakeguy

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5 days ago

DANGEROUS CRIMINAL ON THE LOOSE 🚨

Your neighborhood just issued a wanted alert. Suspect considered armed and dangerous. Approximately... eleven inches long. 🐍

Meet David. White corn snake. Red eyes. Wanted for crimes against your productivity. Extremely dangerous (to your free time).

The red eyes are the tell — amelanistic snakes have no dark pigment, so you see straight through to the blood vessels. Harmless. Non-venomous. Unreasonably cute.

He poses zero threat to anything except your attention span.

New shorts every day on YouTube — subscribe so I can afford mice 🐍

Until next time... stay extremely serious...

#CornSnake #SnakeMemes #ReptileLovers #SnakesOfInstagram #ExtremelySeriousSnakeGuy by @extremelyserioussnakeguy

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5 days ago