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12 hours ago
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My current favorite thing? Receiving photos of my spawn in various locations from the people i know and/or love. Makes me feel all smooshy and shit that y’all care enough about me and Boy Gina Jr to share your effort. by @failsafefailure
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6 days ago
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Has a very decently sized desk and an easel, still lays on the floor. I did at least upgrade to an ikea kids tumble mat to save my knees. I don’t know what the fuck I’m making, but I’m enjoying the process. by @failsafefailure
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8 days ago
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Husband bought me a label maker, so I have been labeling drawers and whatnot to make sure he knows where things go. by @failsafefailure
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9 days ago
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I made my Aussie circle have an American 4th of July party because I was feeling homesick. A party isn’t a party without games, so we played Pin-the-Toupee-on-the-Fascist and Find the Epstein Files. I even had dry erase markers for people to write quips/quotes. by @failsafefailure
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11 days ago
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LOL VINTAGE DORK. 2017. SO KEWL. I still have that skirt (it was kinda old then) and sneakers. Outgrew the blackcraft shorty after and sold that shirt lol. Makes me grateful that cameras on phones was very rare in my early 20s; Hot Topic employee me wore some ridiculousness. I was really into Dickies, bondage pants, and ball chain necklaces. Oh man, and Social Distortion. Omg I loved Social D. Wanna know a secret? One of My son’s middle name is Michael (one kid, four names total). Everyone assumes it’s for his dad because that’s his but it totally was for Mike Ness. by @failsafefailure
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a month ago
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Pet shop. Reject shop. Tool store. It’s like an outlet mall to buy all my exes in one place! by @failsafefailure
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a month ago
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Poo Fighters? Didn’t I see them open for the Red Hot Shitty Peppers back in ‘99? If these stupid things weren’t $40 I’d absolutely have bought it for the nephew. by @failsafefailure
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a month ago
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I clean up pretty okay on occasion. by @failsafefailure
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a month ago
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If you’ve ever wondered how big an Oodie is, my husband and I are not slender humans and we both fit in it. Not comfortably, of course, but we fit. by @failsafefailure
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a month ago
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One of the weirdest beers I’ve had. Surprised that I didn’t hate it, to be honest. Check out the ingredients in the second photo. by @failsafefailure
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a month ago
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4th @chatpileband show, 2nd country/continent. Didn’t take pics during the set, but did get one of the sold out venue and my obligatory Raygun photo. I am not trying to be a photog at shows, live in the moment, right? Besides, the professionals there got some seriously badass shots that I could only wish to achieve. He hopped out on stage like a kangaroo because of course he did (think Raygun the Aussie Olympic breakdancer). Made it through 1.5 songs before he ditched the shirt and I made it through the whole set at the front rail and didn’t have a panic attack 😎. As always, stellar fucking set, great crowd (the Aussies are much more polite than Americans), and my legs still hurt today from dancing. Totally worth it. Felt like being back home for an hour. I am content. #chatrat #chatpile #midwestisthebest #OZtoOZ taken in Max Watt's House of Music by @failsafefailure
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a month ago
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