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Lost is exactly where you want to be. by @falseidoltiki

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The Singapore Sling went to India and came back different. Plymouth Navy Strength gin meets a house masala chai vermouth in the Bombay Sling. Warm spice threaded through juniper, stretched long with pineapple, banana and soda. It drinks tall, spiced, and deceptively easy. by @falseidoltiki

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Private rituals and sold-out affairs claim us a few nights this month. by @falseidoltiki

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Inside these walls, the only rule is a well-chosen glass of something barrel aged. by @falseidoltiki

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Before Bali Hai, there was Christian's Hut. Founder Art LaShelle was a former Paramount cameraman who built the original concept on Catalina Island for the cast of Mutiny on the Bounty. His backing came from Hollywood heavyweights like John Wayne and Fred MacMurray. In 1953, he brought the concept to Shelter Island. He spent $200,000 constructing a circular building topped with a mascot locals called "The Goof." It burned bright and fast. Opened in August 1953, it was renamed "The Hut" by September and bankrupt by the following year. Tom Ham Jr. rescued the property in 1954 and renamed it Bali Hai. LaShelle's vision failed. Ham's version became a legend. by @falseidoltiki

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Built to make you forget where you are. Working as intended. by @falseidoltiki

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A Celebration SOOO Big, that we’ve extended it to 2 NIGHTS! Tickets will go on sale at 12pm (PT) on 7/1, through a link in our bio. Geek out at Geeki Tikis on Thursday July 23rd & Friday July 24th, featuring a special drink menu with WhistlePig Whiskey and Planteray Rum. Tickets are $100 (plus taxes & fees) and include two drinks that double as raffle tickets, plus a swag bag worth over $100, including a limited edition collaboration mai tai and zombie glass between Geeki Tikis and False Idol. Every additional drink purchased scores you another raffle ticket, with prizes drawn every twenty minutes. We’re not great at math, but that’s a lot of prizes. Seating options are Thursday & Friday: 4:30-6:30pm, 7-9pm, 9:30-11:30pm.@beelinecreative will raffle off EXCLUSIVE 10yr Anniversary Merch every 20-30 minutes each session.Geeki Tikis will be raffling off THOUSANDS of dollars’ worth of Limited-Edition mugs.Swag Bags valued at $100+:• Limited Edition Mai Tai Glass / False Idol x Geeki Tikis 2026 Edition• Limited Edition Zombie Glass / Geeki Tikis 10yr Anniversary (Star Wars Zombie Glass)• WhistlePig Piglet• 2x Drink Tickets• Geeki Tikis 10th Anniversary Mug Coupon/Postcard - $25.00 OFF Coupon Code/Postcard (Mug $65.00 - valid 5 days from event)• Swizzles (Assorted False Idol & Star Wars)*Guests can ONLY attend 1 session**No walk-in availability* by @falseidoltiki

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Three spirits walk into a glass and somehow nobody fights. The Malambo #1 invites Pisco, Cachaça, and Rum to settle into a lush backdrop of Coconut and Mango, but the real surprise is the finish. A toasted-rice note from Genmaicha and Pandan cuts through the tropics to give the drink a savory backbone. The whole thing drinks like a tea ceremony that went beautifully off-script. by @falseidoltiki

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In a world of concrete, find the gods of neon and rum. Homage must be paid. by @falseidoltiki

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A celebration sooo BIG, we’re doubling down! 🤙🤙・・・Follow 👉 @falseidoltiki and accept notifications for updates on our annual Geeki Tikis Takeover, coming soon!🍹🌴🐡🥥🍍🍋‍🟩🌺🍹🦑・・・#comiccon #geekitikis #falseidol #sandiego #tikibar 10yr Anniversary’s 🙌 by @falseidoltiki

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The Erupting Volcano returns. Second edition, same inevitable destruction. Crafted by @traderdanedanner and @tikifarm. Available at the bar while supplies last. by @falseidoltiki

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Calypso Joe's opened in 1966 on Mission Gorge Road and was gone by 1967. In that single year, "nightclub king" Morty Zlotoff tried to build a Jamaican paradise in a bankrupt restaurant called Stars of the 7 Nations. He went all in. The walls featured tropical murals by Tijuana artist Eduardo Varga. The stage hosted Mighty Panther and his Calypso Carnival, bringing real Trinidadian heat to a strip mall off the I-8. The menu boasted a Caribbean buffet and thirty-five exotic rum drinks. That is serious ambition for a bar that lasted twelve months. When ownership changed, the dream collapsed. No ruins remain today. Just another lost paradise that burned hot and fast. If you think about it, that is the most tiki thing a bar can do. by @falseidoltiki

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