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💄Glam outside. Chaos underneath
🎙️Filtered faces. Unfiltered mouths. You’ve been warned 😂
Beauty, life & the bits nobody admits
💋Episodes fortnightly

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Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. 💅

Vanessa’s apparently applying for a position as a Beauty Blender 😂💁🏻‍♀️

At least she’s on theme. We’re talking all things beauty, tweakments and Turkey teeth this week.

🎙️ Episode 2, Part 1 of The Filtered Life is out NOW. Go have a listen! 🎧 by @filteredlifepod

“I just prefer a natural girl.” 🤡

Oh, do you now? 😂

We’ve got a few things to say about that one…

Because the girls KNOW the difference between natural and made to look natural. The men? Absolutely clueless. 🫠

Anyone else rolling their eyes when they hear this? 😂👏🏻

🎙️ More unfiltered opinions on The Filtered Life. Episode 2, Part 1 out now! by @filteredlifepod

Kris Jenner, we don’t want your money, we don’t want your fame… WE JUST WANT THE CODE WORD. 😭🔐💉

Imagine having a secret password that unlocks Kris Jenner’s facelift surgeon?! 👀

We’re over here trying to crack the Kardashian code like it’s a national security secret. 😂

Is it SKIMS?! Because we’re ready to start guessing. 💀🤣

🎙️ The Filtered Life Podcast
Episode 2, Part 1 is OUT NOW on Spotify & Apple Podcasts! 🎧💋

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POV: You get Botox before your wedding and end up looking like you’ve been cast in Star Trek instead of walking down the aisle. 💉👰🏼‍♀️🖖🏼💀

Rachel reckons she looked like a Klingon… Vanessa thinks she was giving Data. 😭🤣

Boldly going where no bride has gone before. 🚀

🎙️ EPISODE 2: PART 1 of The Filtered Life Podcast is OUT NOW on Spotify & Apple Podcasts! 🎧✨

Go give it a listen for more beauty disasters, questionable decisions and absolutely zero filter. 💋

#TheFilteredLife #TheFilteredLifePodcast #BotoxGoneWrong #BridalBeauty #StarTrek BeautyFails WeddingDisasters PodcastClips GirlTalk by @filteredlifepod

Turkey teeth. Botched tweakments. Beauty regrets. 💉
Vanessa’s in the hot seat for this one 😬🦷

Episode 2: THE BEAUTY CRIME FILES - PART 1 💋 Dropping FRIDAY🎙️

And we want to hear YOUR beauty crimes. What have you had done that you wish you hadn’t? Drop your answers below or DM us 🩷

#beautypodcast #tweakments #beautydisasters by @filteredlifepod

Hollywood 2 until Vanessas dream nose arrives. 💅🏼👃🏼✨

Until the rhinoplasty fund starts funding, FaceApp will have to do. 😂💀

No shame in our filter game 💅🏼

🎙️ Catch the full conversation in Episode 1 of The Filtered Life podcast!

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Some girls go barefaced, some girls go bareback… apparently 💀😭🤣

Listen, if you want to rawdog your selfies, we fully support you. But personally? You’ll have to prise Hollywood 2 out of our cold, dead hands. 💅🏼

Filters or no filters, we’re all about live and let live. Just don’t bollock us for loving a little FaceApp magic. 😂✨

🎙️ This is exactly the kind of unfiltered chaos you can expect on The Filtered Life!

If you love brutally honest girl talk, inappropriate laughs and conversations that go absolutely nowhere near where we intended… you NEED to listen to our podcast! 🎧🤣

Go and listen to The Filtered Life now, and send this to your mate who wouldn’t be caught dead posting without a filter! 👀💗

#TheFilteredLife #FaceApp #Hollywood2 #GirlTalk #UnfilteredConversations FunnyPodcast BeautyHumour by @filteredlifepod

We love a filter. We love a tweakment. We also love saying things we probably shouldn’t 💋😂

And we’ve got some VERY questionable beauty stories to tell…

From Turkey teeth and Botox disasters to postpartum bodies and the slug lips epidemic, there’s plenty to unpack. 👀

So we’re letting YOU decide what we spill!

👇 Vote in the poll for which beauty confession should we spill first?

🎙️ The Filtered Life — Episode 1 out now on Spotify. 💗

#botchedsurgery #aesthetics #beautypodcast by @filteredlifepod

When @chatgpt hits you with “which version do you prefer?” midway through a deep therapy session and makes it all about HIM and his own identity crisis. 💀🤖

Like babe, I’m having a breakdown and you’re asking if I prefer you Cowboy Copper or Marilyn Blonde?! 😭💅🏼

Episode 1 out now (Link in bio) 🎙️

#relatablereels #PodcastClips #FunnyPodcast #ChatGPTHumour #ADHDHumour by @filteredlifepod

ChatGPT really said “I can fix her” and proceeds to give you an entirely new face. 😭💀

One minute it’s editing photos like a professional, the next it’s giving me a nose job, a facelift and a completely different genetic makeup.

SIR, WHO THE FUCK IS THAT WOMAN?! 😭🤣

The audacity of artificial intelligence to look at a face and decide it needs a software update. 🫠

Anyone else been humbled by @chatgpt ‘s unsolicited plastic surgery? 💉😂

#ChatGPTFails #AIFails #PodcastClips #GirlTalk #RelatableReels by @filteredlifepod

Started recording in May. Launched in October 🙃

Five months, several technical disasters and Rachel birthing a child somewhere in between… we’re FINALLY on air. 😂

Are we organised? Absolutely not.
Do we look the part? Obviously. 💋

Sorry, not sorry.

🎙️ The Filtered Life : Episode one, listen now on Spotify. by @filteredlifepod

Not ChatGPT asking us to choose which response I prefer halfway through my emotional breakdown 😭💀

BABE, I’M TRAUMA DUMPING, NOT FILLING OUT A CUSTOMER SATISFACTION SURVEY 🙄 @chatgpt

Just pick a personality and let us finish spiralling in peace. 🤣

Anyone else been personally victimised by their AI therapist? 🫠

#ChatGPT #ADHDHumour #PodcastClips #GirlTalk #RelatableReels by @filteredlifepod