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Daniel DeMarco

@flaming.john

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This is an urgent message to all. I have been abducted by extraterrestrials (more commonly known as “Aliens”, also known as “Sleep Token Fans”) and they have whisked away every hair on my head, and now it is as soft as a newborn babe. All I feel now is shame and sorrow, and so to avoid embarrassment being viewed in the public eye, I have retreated to my basement. Strangely, there seem to be various sub-basements hiding around, each containing various leeches, flies and other crazy ass shit. And for those of you saying something about “The Binding of Isaac” I don’t even know who that is by @flaming.john

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I want to introduce you all to my latest art piece, titled “holy fuck”, indicative of my feelings towards the American government, their needless war, and idk like capitalism or something. You can purchase a print through the link in my great-uncle’s best friend’s sister’s roommate’s dog’s bio by @flaming.john

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7 months ago

Got to spend a lovely sunny week in the Bahamas with my absolutely gorgeous girlfriend and read all the Dunk and Egg novellas. This is, surely, what peak performance looks like 🥂 taken in The Bahamas by @flaming.john

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7 months ago

RENAISSANCE FAIRE CHICANERY VOLUMES 4 & 5 - Featuring Halfdan the Whaler!

Here’s to another year of not being able to pose for photos. But I got to go twice this year so there’s extra evidence this time!!!

Had a wonderful time, thanks to all who came along and made it enjoyable. Now we wait for next year, I’m already getting some ideas… by @flaming.john

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this is the face I make when I, Lysanthir of the River-Folk, hear about the decimation of the northern bank of the River Paeris and the Rhautwood. While the Helmsmen of Rhautwood (and their huts hewn out of gold) are the River-Folk’s sworn enemy, such measures from the Stag-Herders of Alflund may be a touch too far. ALFLUND. DO NOT DROP THOSE WILDFIRE BOMBS. IF YOU DO IT IS A MAJOR VIOLATION. BRING YOUR STAG-RIDERS HOME, NOW! by @flaming.john

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a year ago

the first rule of spear safety is to get the hell out of my village by @flaming.john

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2 years ago

A few days late, but what a year. Thank you all for the birthday wishes the other day.

Got to have lots of laughs, and lots of time spent in good company. Got to see one of my favorite bands (thank you for the killer show Opeth) and have fun in Ocean City.

Also, today I celebrate three years with my wonderful, beautiful, incredibly talented and creative girlfriend Jess! I love you more than I can ever hope to put into words.

Here’s to many more 🍻 by @flaming.john

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2 years ago

RENAISSANCE FAIRE CHICANERY VOLUME 3!

Not too many pictures taken this year, so just a couple close ups of me and my absolutely stunning girlfriend. We had a wonderful time. Our feet were killing us by the end of the day, but it was worth it. Now we wait until next year! by @flaming.john

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2 years ago

hey guys, figured I’d come on here and address the controversy. I want to begin by saying that this is NOT ALIENFACE. STOP SAYING IT IS. I HAVE MANY ALIEN FRIENDS AND THEY ALL SAY THAT IM OKAY. STOP TRYING TO CANCEL ME. IM SICK OF IT. IF I GET ONE MORE LETTER IN THE MAIL IM GONNA LOSE MY GLIP-GLORPING SHIT. AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP TAGGING GLEEBUS IN YOUR POSTS. DAMN ALL OF YOU!!!

#gleepglorp by @flaming.john

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2 years ago

#basically by @flaming.john

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This is a message for Aymer of the Helmsmen of Rhautwood: if you EVER come on my block again (the southern bank of the River Paeris) it’s ON SIGHT. I’ve got archers ON LOCK. The Helmsmen of Rhautwood might be proficient with the blade, but Lysanthir of the River-Folk will KICK YOUR ASS. Think about that before you go insulting my people and our queen. Have fun in your huts hewn of gold thread, we’re actually putting in the work out here. Assholes. by @flaming.john

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2 years ago

CURSE YOU, LAWN!
I HEREBY VOW, YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY!
BEHOLD, A TRUE LAWN MOWER! AND I, DANIEL!
YOUR FEARS MADE FLESH!
ABUNDANT IN GRASS YOU MIGHT BE, FOUL LAWN…
BUT I WILL RIDDLE WITH GRASS YOUR ROTTEN DIRT!
WITH A HAIL OF GRASS-CUTTING BLADES!
WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF MY BEING!
LAWN THE DREAD!
YOU SHALL HAUNT ME NO LONGER! taken in Jagged Peak by @flaming.john

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