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Incase you haven’t seen any handsome bachelor today. Here you go

😆😆 by @forlan2149

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6 days ago

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20 days ago

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a month ago

This is what Malawi is lacking

A proper midfielder by @forlan2149

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2 months ago

Predict the final result for tomorrow and stand a chance to win 10 k each for 5 people who got it right .

Only for those in Malawi 🇲🇼 please .

Rules
Like, share and follow this page .

Good luck by @forlan2149

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2 months ago

This both team will face each other in the wafcon semi finals

Nigeria 🇳🇬 vs Malawi 🇲🇼

If they both win in there next game . by @forlan2149

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2 months ago

To be honest, I said it in the 63rd minute that Malawi 🇲🇼 deserve the win tonight . Irrespective of the nationality.

When you underrate a team like Malawi, 🇲🇼 you get bitten and it happened .

Congratulations to the Football Association of Malawi 🇲🇼 by @forlan2149

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2 months ago

I have myself target this year, but it seems like this year is targeting me .😕😕 by @forlan2149

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2 months ago

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2 months ago

I have a girlfriend who is a police officer. When she misses me, she just come to my house in uniform and arrest me in presence of my wife and take me to her home till the next day.

Then she bring me back and tell my wife “we are not done with investigations yet. I shall pick him up anytime we want more from him“

And my innocent wife will always say: 'madam officer, God bless you for handling my husband's case with care I will make sure he is always available anytime you need him''. 😂😂 by @forlan2149

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3 months ago

I just leveled up, guys! 😂🐍 I have officially conquered one fear that has tormented me for the longest time… SNAKES!

If you know me, you know that the only time I can confidently go close to a snake is after someone else has already killed it. That’s my ministry.

About two months ago, I saw one very tiny snake outside my house. Tiny o! Yet I froze. I just stood there watching it crawl back into the hole it came from.
As if that wasn’t enough embarrassment, two young boys happened to be passing by… small small boys o!

My people, shame wore me wedding gown as I called them to come to my rescue.

These boys casually removed the stone covering the hole, dragged the snake out and killed it as if they were picking mangoes. No shaking. No drama.

Well, Fast forward to a few days ago…
I was walking around my compound when I saw IT. A long green snake crawling majestically into my compound like it had paid rent.

Ah! Fear grabbed me by the throat. I almost froze again.

Then one thought hit me…
“My wife is inside this house. What if this snake enters?”

Immediately, something woke up inside me. I didn’t call for help this time. I started gathering stones… just like David gathered stones to face Goliath.

I approached the beast.

It was enjoying life quietly in one corner when I interrupted its peace.

The first stone? Missed the assignment. The snake took off. I pursued it like a loan agent trying to recover money from a stubborn borrower.

Stone after stone…

Finally…GBAM!

One landed perfectly on its head.

And that was it! Game over!

Legend has it that David used one stone; well, I used seven – The important thing is that Goliath still came down.

After the victory, I proudly called my wife outside to come and behold the mighty hunter and there I was, standing beside my trophy.

Ladies and gentlemen, please put some respect on my name…I’m now available for snake consultations…

But wait first o, it just dawned on me that I have exhausted all my seven stones. The weapons of my warfare are not available at the moment.

Please, call someone else.

#copied
#Snakekiller by @forlan2149

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3 months ago

Thank you Cristiano Ronaldo ❤️ by @forlan2149

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3 months ago