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John G

@garlicmashpotatoes

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The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.

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you guys guess what by @garlicmashpotatoes

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3 months ago

Jammed a lot into 2025 by @garlicmashpotatoes

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9 months ago

Happy Birthday to the devilishly hot love of my life!

Thank you so so much to so many people:

@seanp.oreilly for the brilliant and jaw dropping magic

@practical.divination for the tarot readings and holding a sincerely thoughtful and meaningful space at our party

@danielsbagels for making it rain beautiful bagels

@k_8larson for the stunning and delicious cake

@rbrca for the spicy margaritas

And last but not least - a huge fuck you to @cookschampagne - you always get the best of us at a Saturday brunch. taken in Palms, Los Angeles, CA 90034 by @garlicmashpotatoes

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a year ago

Merry Loxmas from Liza and me! taken in Palms, Los Angeles, CA 90034 by @garlicmashpotatoes

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2 years ago

Happy Birthday, Liza.

You are crazy and I crazy love you.

p.s. If I ever find out any of you are looking at my girl’s butt I will 👊😵👊

p.p.s my first post was taken down because I guess instagram thought I was inciting violence. Hopefully you understand emojis 🤫 by @garlicmashpotatoes

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2 years ago

Q4 2023
Performance Rating: Good taken in Palms by @garlicmashpotatoes

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3 years ago

Who wants some ribs? taken in Tony Roma's by @garlicmashpotatoes

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3 years ago

My recollection is a little fuzzy but I think we went on a cool trip to Ireland/England/Scotland last month.

Director - John Giarratana
Editor - Liza Puretz
Camera Operator - that security guard at Stonehenge by @garlicmashpotatoes

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3 years ago

Apple Photos made this wild slideshow of some of the meals we enjoyed together this year.

Happy Anniversary @lizapies

Looking forward to a lot more eating with you 👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻

🍗🧆🍟🍕🌮🍖🌯🫔🥪🌭🍔🥙🥗🍝🍣🍜🧁🍫🍰🍿🍪🧄 by @garlicmashpotatoes

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4 years ago

I had a very good summer. Here is a small sample size of my joy. 🤠 Liza and Me by a river in OR by @garlicmashpotatoes

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4 years ago

Visited some family in Florida and some friends in Atlanta.

As they say over there:

a little bit of chicken fried
cold beer on a friday night
a pair of jeans that fit just right
and the radio upppppp taken in Atlanta, Georgia by @garlicmashpotatoes

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5 years ago

What song were we listening to? by @garlicmashpotatoes

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