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BREAKING TRADE DEADLINE NEWS: Sources say that Daniel Garza has agreed to stay in Roseville, CA. Averaging a double-double of 14 puns, 11 Salesforce reports, and 3 coffees this season alone Daniel’s commitment to excellence is only surpassed by his whimsical nature. More details coming soon. by @garzasaur

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Sources state that Daniel J. Garza and his agent/cat have signed a contract extension to stay in the Roseville area. He has averaged 3 Tee Times, 4 typos, and a record leading number of puns in his short tenure at a finance company. by @garzasaur

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2 years ago

Whatever you say Ferris 🫡 taken in Portland, Oregon by @garzasaur

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🪧Kevin appreciation post 🪧
I won Kevin at the state fair 10 years ago in one of those games where you throw the ping pong ball into the fishbowl. I did not expect to come home with a fish that day but here we are 10 years later.
Fish are friends, not food -Bruce the Shark #KevinTheOneEyedMonster by @garzasaur

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Gotta enjoy the snow while you can. All the reflective light got me melting like the snowman though #MaybeImAVampireLikePlayboyCarti #WhatWeDoInTheSnowShadows by @garzasaur

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4 years ago

Just a little photo dumb by @garzasaur

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Congrats to my little brother, idk it was his birthday or something by @garzasaur

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🌃 Full city 🌃 (3/3)
#portland #portlandoregon #portlandskyline #pnwonderland #cityphotography #nightphotography #longexposure by @garzasaur

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7 years ago

This is one of my favorite pictures I’ve taken. It was a impromptu walk around the west hills and there was an opening in the trees just perfect to be photographed. (2/3)
#portland #portlandoregon #city #cityphotography #nightphotography #longexposure #livingmybestlife by @garzasaur

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Do you ever think about how a ton of whales isn’t even one full whale???? (1/3)

#SomeBridge #In #portland #portlandoregon #pdx #city #cityphotography #nightphotography #longexposure #pnwonderland by @garzasaur

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Hey bud, how’s it growing?
#LookingAtTheSkyLikeGalileo #BloomingLikeOutbacksOnions #ChessingLikeTillamook taken in Rose Garden by @garzasaur

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8 years ago

Meet some cool people in SF yesterday #GoodOldRobin #RIP by @garzasaur

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10 years ago