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Gemma

@gemma_swanson

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• Your internet big sister🏳️‍🌈💜
• Hospitality girl, professional oversharer
• Raging Feminist, chronically observant
• Millennial, Sydney, opinionated

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My beautiful little girl is 12 weeks today💜
You’ve stolen my heart, my camera roll, my side of the bed (and my sleep), and every spare minute of my day. I honestly can’t remember what life was like before you. You not so quietly walked into my life and somehow became my whole world.
#cavalier #kingcharlescavalierspaniel #girltherapy #puppylove #charli taken in Sydney, Australia by @gemma_swanson

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At least no one stole this dress😂❤️ #rachaelgilbert #reddress #girltherapy #queenofthenight #girlboss taken in Sydney, Australia by @gemma_swanson

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4 months ago

Does anyone else’s child bully them?? Asking for a Mother….

#relatable #dogmum #millennial #kingcharles #humour taken in Sydney, Australia by @gemma_swanson

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Managing hospitality staff is just receiving information you never asked for and pretending it’s a normal Tuesday.

Every time my phone says ‘Hey, sorry...’ I lose another year off my life.

#relatable #restaurantlife #hospo #unhinged #managerlife taken in Sydney, Australia by @gemma_swanson

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The maternal instinct was there all along. It just had very specific requirements. Four legs and a tail.

#girltherapy #relatable #millennialwoman #childfree #dogmum taken in Sydney, Australia by @gemma_swanson

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I’m not anti-men. I’m just extremely familiar with the product.

#humour #relatable #feminist #millennialwomen #dicklexia taken in Sydney, Australia by @gemma_swanson

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If I send you a reel, just know I was thinking of you. That’s intimacy, also my love language.

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Silence has simply never been one of my gifts. Me shutting up just creates a vacancy😅💜

#relatable #unhingedwomen #millennialwomen #womeninspiringwomen #humour taken in Sydney, Australia by @gemma_swanson

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14 days ago

Unfortunately, I was born with “I’ll do it myself” energy, expensive taste and an unreasonable amount of ambition. #femaleboss #femaleempowerment #girltherapy #relatable #millennial taken in Sydney by @gemma_swanson

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15 days ago

Turns out it wasn’t a song. It was a warning.

#millennialhumour #womenempowerment #relatable #mentalhealth #womensupportwomen taken in Sydney, Australia by @gemma_swanson

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Hospitality has taught me many things. Mainly that “surely no one would actually ask that” is a VERY dangerous assumption.

Hospo workers, report to the comments immediately. I KNOW you have worse. 😭

#hospitalitylife #restaurants #hospitality #unhinged #customerrequests taken in Sydney, Australia by @gemma_swanson

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I don’t have the answers, but I do have WiFi and opinions.

Basically a support group, but nobody is qualified.

#girltherapy #relatablehumour #millennialwomen #adulting #australia taken in Sydney, Australia by @gemma_swanson

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