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Meet, GiGi, she doesn’t just run the company. She runs a full behavioral correction program and Taylor our founder is her longest enrolled student with the worst attendance record. Certified service dog. More credentials than both founders combined. She communicates exclusively through meaningful eye contact, a single raised eyebrow that has ended arguments, and the kind of sigh that says “I cannot believe I have to explain this again.” She has explained it seventeen times. Results remain mixed. She has not given up on any of them. That is the most impressive thing about her.

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Meet, Gracie, she takes her job title very seriously and would like you to know that she saw you pull up before you even turned off your car. She does not bark to be dramatic. She barks because the mailman has been pulling that same move for three years and she is not going to be the one who lets it slide. Off the clock she is a velcro dog who can go from a full coma snoring loud enough to rattle the walls, to galloping through the house at full horse speed in under two seconds with zero explanation. The transition is seamless. Cardiologists have questions. HR does not.

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Meet, Kosta, he is small, floppy, and absolutely not okay with what is happening around here. His primary concern, and he needs everyone to hear him on this, is why humans keep collecting the poop. He has been watching. He has been documenting. He does not trust it and he wants answers. When he is not investigating, he is sniffing feet, which he considers a separate but equally important research project. He attends every meeting, contributes nothing on the record, and morale has somehow never been higher. The founding documents have been amended three times to keep him here. He knows too much.

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Google did not blur your driveway for privacy. It was an act of mercy.

Street View has standards, the HOA has screenshots, and GiGi has ordered an immediate pressure washing.

Howly: making driveways un-blur-worthy since forever.

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Your pizza oven is powered by an extension cord doing parkour across the patio. Dinner is no longer a meal, it is a fire hazard with mozzarella. 🔥

GiGi says the wine fridge deserves better than this. Howly builds outdoor kitchens that don't require a fire extinguisher on standby. Link in bio

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A push mower on twelve acres is not a lawn plan, it is a personal growth seminar with cup holders.

The mower believes in you. The acreage does not. Howly brings real equipment for real Texas acreage before the first lap becomes a retirement plan.

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Employee Appreciation Week. The Board of Dogs would like to remind management that treats are a love language.

GiGi: "I've been here since day one. I deserve a raise. In treats."

Gracie: "I showed up. That counts for something."

Showing up is half the job. The other half is treats.

#BoardOfDogs #FunnyDogs #DFW #DogComedy #EmployeeAppreciation

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8 days ago

Q3 performance review. The Board of Dogs does not mess around.

GiGi: "Ok.. Q3 review. Late to breakfast. Ate my treat. Forty-five-minute grass-sniffing breaks. Action item.. more treats!"

Gracie: "Okay, but like... I'm hearing promotion."

She heard a full list of violations and somehow took it as a compliment. HR is speechless.

#BoardOfDogs #FunnyDogs #DFW #CorporateDogs #DogsofInstagram

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9 days ago

You asked for a patio cover.

GiGi: "Why is there a fireplace, kitchen, and giant TV?"

Gracie: "Because Texas finally turned the oven off. I'm going outside."

The board declares fall. Meeting adjourned to the patio.

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10 days ago

She got the feature.

Gracie wasn't letting GiGi have all the shine. GiToven Records' first duo just dropped.

Hotel Lobby, but make it Board of Dogs.

#HotelLobby #Migos #Quavo #FunnyDogs #ViralDogs #DogComedy

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11 days ago

GiToven Records is now accepting artists. Any dog out there that wants to stay a star and doesn't want the executive producer all in the videos... come to GiToven Records.

Sound off @zaytovenbeatz. GiToven on the keys, foot on the beat.

#FunnyDogs #DogsOfInstagram #DogComedy #ViralDogs #FunnyAnimals

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Emergency board meeting. The Board of Dogs has convened.

GiGi: "Corn dogs still run the Fair, Texas beats OU, and I am not sharing brisket with them. Nuhh unhh."

Gracie: "And their mascot is little. That is two-zero. Corn dogs. Now."

Final vote: 2-0. Democracy is beautiful. Meeting adjourned.

#BoardOfDogs #StateFairOfTexas #RedRiverRivalry #hookem #FunnyDogs

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