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Brad Porch

@honestlybrad

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Just documenting the chaos
Observations • Fitness • Life • Cats
Laugh a little. Stay awhile. You belong here.
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Their government names are purely ceremonial at this point.

Make my day and drop your cat’s government name vs. what you actually call them (with a picture if you have it) 👇
#cats #catsofinstagram #catdad #humor by @honestlybrad

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Efficiency with a hint of aggression. Respectably.
#newengland #southern #humor by @honestlybrad

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I used a perfectly normal southern phrase today and watched a man reboot like a Windows 98 computer (nothing about it was normal. I'm a moron).
#southerner #newengland #humor #story #relatable by @honestlybrad

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New England women taught me that kindness and politeness are two VERY different things. And I love them for it.
#comedy #newengland #southerner #humor #observationalcomedy #love #kindness by @honestlybrad

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I just want to aggressively merge our souls together. My cats have no idea how much restraint I exercise on a daily basis due to their cuteness.
#cats #catsofinstagram #catdad #humor #observationalcomedy by @honestlybrad

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At what point does this become a medical condition? And more importantly, is the treatment another kitten?
#cats #catsofinstagram #catdad #humor #observationalcomedy by @honestlybrad

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I was fixin' to take a shower, but apparently I need to fix my grammar first.

#newengland #southerner #humor #observationalhumor #grammar by @honestlybrad

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I came for the wife points. I stayed because I'm deeply concerned about the political stability of Prythian. What has happened to me?
#ACOTAR #bookstagram #humor #fantasy #TamTam #rhysand #feyre by @honestlybrad

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Nothing brings a community together quite like fried food, seasonal vegetables, and collectively pretending nobody knows what happened with Susan's second husband.
#newengland #newhampshire #festival #pumpkin #southerner #observationalcomedy #humor by @honestlybrad

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Turns out I've been accidentally insulting New England women for YEARS. My apologies, ma'am. ❤️

#newengland #southerner #manners #humor #observationalcomedy by @honestlybrad

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The government says “pets.” I say “four tiny unemployed freeloaders who scream when dinner is seven minutes late.”
(This is comedy and I do not genuinely believe cats and children are the same).
#cats #catsofinstagram #catdad #humor #taxes #observation by @honestlybrad

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Throwback to one of my FAVORITE Adonis videos. I had to repost it! He has never lifted a single weight. But he’s carried me more than he knows. Thank you all for being a part of this community.
#cats #catsofinstagram #catdad #humor by @honestlybrad

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