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WAIST OF MONEY OUT NOW!

honeybunches Of DEATH is thrilled to finally unleash our hyperbolically anticipated second album Waist of Money upon the world! We daresay it’s the best comedy groove metal album of all-time…

It’s available everywhere you stream music including Spotify, Apple, etc, etc, and of course on Bandcamp as well—all links in bio.

Listen now to learn the answers to many mysteries of the human experience: Why do aliens abduct us? Who is the Milk Man? What’s the difference between meet and fish?

Thanks to:
Studio + Mixing: @stricklerjimmy
Mastering: @srmastering
Photography: @tonytakestime

honeybunches Of DEATH is: Rob Lane (guitars, backing vocals, stripper), Nick Ostosh (lead vocals, stripper), Bill Bohlen (bass, backing vocals, security), and Tommy Nagle (drums, pimp). taken in Denver, Colorado by @honeybunchesofdeath_official
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6 months ago
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In a world full of shit, honeybunches Of DEATH is sitting on the toilet. 

Waist of Money, the comedy metal band’s second album, does everything it can to deliver on its title. From an important public service announcement and dark potty humor to the Emperor’s Horny Juice and a man fatally ingesting a toy train on a dare, this album is nothing but radio-ready, get-money-quick hits. 

Rooted in groove and thrash metal, Waist of Money’s riffs are inspired by bands like Avatar, Pantera, and Lamb of God, while its lyrics evoke comedy acts like Tenacious D, Steel Panther, and Weird Al. If you see them live, it’s like watching GWAR and KISS have an orgy in the middle of a UFC fight. 

After honeybunches Of DEATH’s initial run from 2003-2006, bandleader Rob Lane spent 14 years away from his creation, which nagged at the back of his mind until one day honeybunches Of DEATH was reborn. The band’s self-titled debut album (2023) featured reworkings of old tracks like “Ooey Gooey” and “Evolution Created God,” reintroducing the world to a band hellbent on its de-stupidification. 

In 2024, honeybunches Of DEATH began work on an album of entirely new material, sharing demos of “Show Me Your Butthole,” “Don’t Do the Necrophilia,” and “Meat and Fish” as they found their final form in live performances. “Show Me Your Butthole,” Waist of Money’s grand finale, evolved into a live ritual, as two reluctantly lucky members of the audience were summoned to blow smoke out of giant buttholes on stage while moshers formed conga lines that stretched around venues. 

Waist of Money was written to improve public health, therapeutically addressing divisive social issues such as necrophilia, binge-drunk-driving, and men dressing up as cows hoping to be “milked.” Uncompromising in integrity, honeybunches Of DEATH stands on four pillars: education, advocation, illumination, and lubrication. They’re not only eye candy, they’re also ear candy—bordering on heroin. 

honeybunches Of DEATH is: Rob Lane (guitars, backing vocals, stripper), Nick Ostosh (lead vocals, stripper), Bill Bohlen (bass, backing vocals, security), and Tommy Nagle (drums, pimp).

📸: @frontrowconcertphotos by @honeybunchesofdeath_official
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6 months ago
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21 days ago
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Wichita was great. Truly. Thank you to @terran_severance and @diabolicalorangemonkey for having us out and @barleycornsict for hosting us. Great venue. Enjoy the teeth. They’re ethically sourced. 

Next up, we’re at @moesbbqenglewood for an evening of excellence with @goathillmassacre , @honeybunchesofdeath_official , & @watch.this.world.burn . We can’t wait to bring you all new material. 

Let’s get rowdy, Denver. 

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#rockymountainmetal taken in Moe's Original BBQ Englewood by @honeybunchesofdeath_official
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24 days ago
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Join us on October 10th @moesbbqenglewood for a good time! We ride with @warcrownofficial , @honeybunchesofdeath_official , and @watch.this.world.burn ! Tickets are $12 for will call, so get at us for a good time! taken in Moe's Original BBQ Englewood by @honeybunchesofdeath_official
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a month ago
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Do you know the true meaning of Boner Duty?

Sometimes a good time takes a lot of hard work (and discomfort). But no matter how disgusting the request, no matter how absurd the kink, no matter how late it is at night, somebody's got to do it. That's Boner Duty. 

Enjoy a new lyric reading video, this time with the assistance of our good friend Nikolaijhia, who has definitely seen some interesting things...

"Boner Duty" is featured on our new album WAIST OF MONEY, which you can find on the streaming service of your choice (LINK IN BIO)!

No Hot Wheels tracks were harmed in the making of this video. by @honeybunchesofdeath_official
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2 months ago
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ALL ABOARD 🚂🚂🚂

The full lyric reading for "The Insane Train of Insane Pain" is here for your enjoyment! Watch as a guy with some serious bowel problems reads the final words of his Grandpa Charmin, who died on the toilet trying to pass a toy train. 

As for how the train got into Grandpa Charmin's intestines in the first place, you'll have to watch to find out...

Our new album WAIST OF MONEY, featuring the fan-favorite "The Insane Train of Insane Pain," is out now on all streaming platforms (LINK IN BIO)! Soon, all of these lyric videos will be on our YouTube channel as well. by @honeybunchesofdeath_official
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3 months ago
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Have you ever eaten your son's toy train on a dare when you were really drunk with your friends and woke up with excruciating rectal pain?

We sure have! 

If you think you're cool for surviving the epidemic of explosive bowel movements sweeping the nation, think again. Only a special type of person can ingest a toy train and live to tell the tale—like this kind feller here...

Our new album WAIST OF MONEY, featuring the fan-favorite "The Insane Train of Insane Pain," is out now on all streaming platforms (LINK IN BIO)!

ALL ABOARD 🚂🚂🚂 by @honeybunchesofdeath_official
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3 months ago
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NO NO NO NO-NO--the full Diarrhea Surprise lyric reading video is HERE! 💩

In case you haven't had enough explosive bowel movements in your life lately, this kind gentleman volunteered his time to tell you about the most surprising case of diarrhea in human history. Aisle 6? No more.

And one last time, no honeybunches Of DEATH is not causing the Cyclosporiasis outbreak—we're just writing songs about real shit. 

"Diarrhea Surprise" is makes a huge splash on our new album, WAIST OF MONEY! You can find it on any streaming service and at the LINK IN OUR BIO!

Who's up for Taco Bell? 🌮 by @honeybunchesofdeath_official
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3 months ago
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We didn't expect our new song to blow up like this...

The media have started calling us a "parasite" that causes "Cyclosporiasis," whatever that means... We of course have nothing to do with the recent outburst of explosive diarrhea cases, but we sit in solidarity with those affected in this fluid situation. 

Looking for a cure? Our new album WAIST OF MONEY, featuring "Diarrhea Surprise," is out now on all streaming platforms (LINK IN BIO). 

Who's up for taco bell? 🌮🌮🌮 by @honeybunchesofdeath_official
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3 months ago
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Prepare to be mesmerized--the full Show Me Your Butthole lyric reading video is HERE!

The pseudo-esteemed para-archaeologist Doctor Wilhelm von Ballzenslappen was kind enough to share a massive breakthrough with us: the full translation of the other set of tablets found next to the Dead Sea Scrolls. They reveal ancient wisdom, meditating on the universal truths of the human butthole. 

honeybunches Of DEATH was the first band to be granted access to the Butthole Scrolls (Dr. von Ballzenslappen is a big fan). We used this precious knowledge the only way a reasonable person should: writing a glorious metal song called "Show Me Your Butthole."

"Show Me Your Butthole" is featured on our new album, WAIST OF MONEY! You can find it on any streaming service and at the LINK IN OUR BIO!

STARE INTO THE BROWN EYE 👁️ by @honeybunchesofdeath_official
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3 months ago
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WHAT IS THE PROFESSOR TALKING ABOUT?? Find out next Tuesday...

Our scienticians have made a ground-breaking discovery, and after months of painstaking work, we've translated a long-lost ancient text containing profound wisdom.

WAIST OF MONEY out now on all streaming platforms (LINK IN BIO) 🚨 by @honeybunchesofdeath_official
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3 months ago
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