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Kind of chic ✨ taken in Peru by @itbeflatline

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Gee, What a Wedding! 🇵🇪🦙💍🌄🏔️
Being there to celebrate you both in Peru, surrounded by family, laughter, happy tears, and unforgettable moments , made this one of those trips I know we’ll be talking about for years.

To the newlyweds 🫡 thank you for giving all of us memories that we’ll carry for the rest of our lives. Peru was incredible, the celebration was unforgettable, but the greatest thing we got to witness was the beginning of your forever. (I’m not crying your crying 🥹)
And to the woman standing beside me through this entire adventure… @fairy_angel08 watching you celebrate your sister, seeing how deeply you love your family, and getting to experience all of this by your side made me fall in love with you in a whole new way.😘🥰💘😻

There are moments in life that make you look around and realize… “Life is good”. 🙏🤙👀
Someday the pictures will fade and the videos will feel like another lifetime, but I hope none of us ever forget how it felt to be there.

Here’s to the newlyweds, to the family that surrounds them, and to a lifetime of love, adventure, and choosing each other again and again! 🥂

@oursmallperuvianwedding
@dealsbytina
@mikegeerealtor

P.S.
I’m Piscoooo’d out my guys. 😂🫡 lol
Love y’all see y’all soon. 💜

Legendary🫡🌄 taken in Las Qolqas Resort by @itbeflatline

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12 days ago

It was Amazing to see how chemical free everything they make is from the earth 🌍( Pachamama ) ! Peep the sacrifice she made with the 🐜🐛 insects.

The little white-looking insects growing on cactus are cochineal. Scrape them off, dry and crush them between stones. BOOM sacrifice to the gods. lol. the inside becomes an intense crimson-red powder.
this.. In the Andes of Peru, color comes straight from nature. 🇵🇪🧶🩸🧛‍♀️

Quechua women create beautiful dyes! she fucking changed the color Red to Purple with salt 🧂 and lime 🍋‍🟩. I shit you not… I shit you not. It was was mind blowing to see. Meanwhile we have people getting burns from chemicals in thier clothing. @ shien lol sheeesh.
I digress…

The sacrifice from nature , amazing to see in person. Post video later lol got to lower my loud ass voice 😂😂😂🤤😭🫠🫡
The more you know🌾🌈
#sangre #pachamama #peru #wecooked 😂🫠 taken in Chinchero, Peru by @itbeflatline

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22 days ago

Quick recap of the most awesomest wedding ever. While we almost missed our flight. Cause we stopped in “Chinchero” for some vibes. @oursmallperuvianwedding congratulations! Love yall fam! love yall! Here’s to many more years of love and happiness. @dealsbytina @mikegeerealtor

PS. If you looking for a realtor. They are the best team to work with hit em up! 🦙 back to reality. Off llama time. 🫡🫠

PPS. I got a 7 hour flight get ready for some spam from this trip 😂 🫠. taken in Perú by @itbeflatline

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23 days ago

Ayoooo! Barkisha how you get so big? 😂 lol @kirawrr26 a lil dopamine hit in your timeline. lol the Wachowski’s bros ( sisters) really out did themselves on this franchise The Matrix if you haven’t seen it. Aged so well! Also PSA: to my thc dabblers July 31st. Texas went off the deep end again -__- stay vigilant. 👀 Following a Texas Supreme Court ruling, these products are classified as Schedule I controlled substances, making possession a potential felony.🫠 lol only thing Texas gets right are guns. 🤙 by @itbeflatline

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2 months ago

Hey there… @kirawrr26 chaos slide one…. Apparently I do “MAN” look for things… @fairy_angel08 🫡😂😂😅. I lost my hard hat for about half the day. Thought someone stole it… Can’t trust these Hoes… no pun intended. Ayyyy I’m here all night. It was in the hoessssssss 🫡😭😂🫠 pictures for story. ⬆️ by @itbeflatline

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3 months ago

Let me put you on!!!!! @arcdesoleil yall out did yall selves on this performance! Sheesh! You’re welcome, feed. “Mambo Sugar” red rocks. @kirawrr26 is getting big. lol got the three stooges now lol. @fairy_angel08 lol learning this. You have been warned 🎸🎵🔊(redline). by @itbeflatline

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3 months ago

Who said you can’t teach an old dog new tricks?

…Not talking about Kira.🐾 follow her page for more cute dawg things. lol. @kirawrr26

“From cubicle to conduit” (yeah, I stole that one lol).

Quick life update since I’ve been MIA. 🫡

Life is good. I left banking and finance behind and started a completely new career. Music is still alive and well, and I’ve been picking up my instruments a lot more lately. Especially now that AI slop music is flooding everything. 😂 I’ll be listening to an absolute banger, look it up, and realize it’s AI. 🫠 🤦‍♂️ “unliked “ X1000

But seriously…

If you’re unhappy, hate your job, or feel like showing up every day is draining your soul, you’re not alone. this is your SIGN! 🪧 ⚠️🚮
One of the best decisions I’ve ever made.⚡️

PSA- Life is short. Take the chance. Bet on yourself! buy that instrument ! 🎸 if your still reading this… ayyyyy you a real one. Reading is fundamental. 🫡

And to my ride or die, @fairy_angel08 💜, thank you for believing in me when I was figuring it all out. Couldn’t have done it without you. I love you! 🍄😘🌪️🫠💜

Enjoy the Journey… 🌎 see y’all when I see ya. taken in 𝑮𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒗𝒊𝒃𝒆𝒔 by @itbeflatline

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3 months ago

“We outside🦖💜🙏!” lol…
Update on the Duchess of Darkness… Life has been full, this little pup has us on our toes. Didn’t have this on our 2026 bingo card but here we are. 🦖🫠. Trex mode has entered the chat and training is a 24/7 thing. I can tell you she doesn’t give a damn about her reputation lol.
Having a puppy is hard.
Having a new puppy introduced into a senior pack, that’s not for the weak.
Tune in
Christian is hanging in there 🤧😂 @itbeflatline
@kirawrr26 by @itbeflatline

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4 months ago

It has been a week! Fun times with the family! Creed, WBC, Pepe Aguilar. I’m going hermit mode after this lol 🎸🫠🤣💜 love yall! quick recap’. lol can we fit the rodeo again in before vegas?…. Tune in. Go stream the tunes. More new music coming your way. Just got a new toy 🎹🎸 one time for my grampa 🙌🙏☝️🍻🥂 by @itbeflatline

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6 months ago

Let’s gooo @abreg_1 !!!!!!!!! USA!Mañana PR! ⚾️ by @itbeflatline

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7 months ago

Creed 2026. May their vibrations change your life like it did mine. 💜🫠🙏 I’m free… by @itbeflatline

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7 months ago