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I went to Coto for one thing.

Then I saw Pitusas and a wall full of wines with prices ranging from “that’s reasonable” to “I need to call my accountant.”

Suddenly my shopping trip turned into a financial documentary.

Be honest… are you leaving with the Pitusas or the expensive wine? 🍷💀 by @ivyn_smokin

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3 months ago

I have no idea how this happened… 😂🇦🇷

One video about Pitusas somehow turned into thousands of comments, new followers, and now people won’t stop telling me what flavor to try next.

So… I decided to fully commit.

I tracked down Mr. Pitusas himself, and let’s just say… he made sure I wouldn’t run out anytime soon. 🍪💀

The official Pitusas taste test starts now. @pitusas.parnor

Which flavor do you think is about to surprise me the most? 👀 by @ivyn_smokin

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2 months ago

Coming soon the pee too sus saga! 😂

It started with one pack of Pitusas…

Now look at me.

I don’t know if I’m promoting Pitusas…

or if Pitusas are promoting me. 😂🇦🇷

Either way…

What’s up, Pitusas? ❤️ @pitusas.parnor by @ivyn_smokin

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2 months ago

Episode 4 of my @bots_envivo adventure with @cattrize_ and @braianburgos94 on @faltadetodo_envivo 🇦🇷😂

They asked him to translate because he’s bilingual.

I thought this was going to be a normal conversation.

I was wrong.

One minute we’re talking about languages, the next minute the entire studio is laughing, the host is trying to restore order, and suddenly nobody wants to translate anything anymore. 💀

Apparently, some things sound a lot better in the original language.

And some things should never make it past the translation department. 😂🎤

My Spanish is improving every day.

My ability to survive Argentine conversations, however, is still under investigation.

Should I keep practicing my Spanish, or is it already too late for me? 👀🇦🇷 by @ivyn_smokin

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2 days ago

They asked me if I wanted Pitusas.

I said yes.

They asked if I had money.

I said yes.

There was just one small problem… 😂💀

When I finally checked my pockets, my financial situation was looking a little different than expected.

Then they asked me for $100 for a pack of Pitusas.

ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS?!

I offered them one dollar. They refused. I may have questioned their business model. 🍪

Next thing I know, I’m getting a yellow card.

For what?! Wanting affordable cookies?!

It’s fine, though. My president can cancel that yellow card. 🇺🇸😂

Episode 2 of my @bots_envivo on @faltadetodo_envivo with @cattrize_ and @braianburgos94 .

Never negotiate with a Pitusas dealer unless you know the rules of the game. by @ivyn_smokin

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3 days ago

They said I wanted Pitusas without paying for them.

I said, “Let’s make a deal.” 🍪🤝

One challenge. One mouth. A questionable amount of trust.

If she throws a Pitusas into my mouth, I pay for them.

If she misses… I keep the cookies.

Simple rules. Fair competition. Totally legitimate business. 😂

Then the throws started going everywhere except my mouth.

At one point, I tried to take matters into my own hands… and even the Pitusas betrayed me. 💀

But a true businessman knows when to walk away.

So I grabbed my dignity, grabbed the Pitusas, and left.

Episode 2 of my @bots_envivo on @faltadetodo_envivo with @cattrizeph and @braianburgos94 adventure.

Was this a robbery, a business negotiation, or the greatest Pitusas heist in Argentine history? 🇦🇷🍪👀 by @ivyn_smokin

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4 days ago

I didn’t come to the studio for an interview.

I didn’t come to talk about music.

I smelled Pitusas.

And suddenly, I was on @bots_envivo with @cattrize_ and @braianburgos94 🫶🏻

I’m an artist, I make music, and apparently… I can detect Pitusas from an unreasonable distance. 😂

Some people follow their dreams.

I follow the smell of cookies.

And somehow, it keeps working.

Thank you for having me, @faltadetodo_envivo . ❤️

Pitusas brought me here. Let’s see what happens next. by @ivyn_smokin

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5 days ago

IT FINALLY HAPPENED. 🍪🇦🇷❤️

Pitusas officially followed me.

After all the videos, all the reviews, all the arguments, all the Pitusas…
They finally found me.

I just want to visit the factory and understand how this whole thing started.

Because apparently this isn’t just a snack anymore.
This is my life now.

I started with one pack of Pitusas…
And somehow I’m already imagining myself as an old man sitting in a rocking chair, holding a pack and thinking about all the flavors I’ve tried along the way.

I even made a little documentary about our relationship.

Baby Ivyn.
Teenage Ivyn.
Married Ivyn.
Old Ivyn.

Every stage of my life…
Pitusas was there.

Pitusas, I love you.
Please let me visit the factory. 😂❤️

And if you ever see an old man sitting on a porch eating Pee too sus…

Just know I made it. 🍪👴🏻 by @ivyn_smokin

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a month ago

The pee too sus gang did it again.

I don’t know what you expected from me at this point…

I was supposed to be behaving.
Instead, I grabbed a microphone, lit a cigarette, and started rapping.

Classic Ivyn.

Sometimes you just have to let the bad idea win.

This one is called “Fucking Up.”

And honestly…
I think the title explains itself.

Would you trust me with a microphone after this? by @ivyn_smokin

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a month ago

Today’s Argentine lesson: what is a pogo? 🇦🇷

A pogo is what happens when a bunch of people at a concert start jumping, pushing, dancing, and somehow having the time of their lives while standing approximately all on top of each other. 😂

I’ve seen Argentinians do it at rock shows, I’ve seen the Indio Solari crowds go absolutely wild, and apparently even the Rolling Stones had to deal with it.

So now I have a very important question…

Argentina, can we make a pogo to this song? 👀🔥

I need to know if my music can survive the Argentine test.

Class dismissed. 🎓🎤 by @ivyn_smokin

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a month ago

I think we officially created a new language. 😂🍪🇦🇷

It started with one Pitusas video, and now you’re telling me you’re saying “Pitusas” all day because of me and your friends.

Honestly…

I couldn’t be more proud. ❤️

Thank you to everyone who’s been following, commenting, sharing the videos, and welcoming me into the Argentine internet.

But remember, Pitusas…

I’m not only here to eat cookies. 😂

I’m an artist too. 🎤

So if you’ve been enjoying the videos, go check out my music on Spotify and give the songs a listen.

You came for the Pitusas…

Now let me give you some music. 🎶

Much love to all my Pitusas. ❤️🍪 by @ivyn_smokin

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2 months ago

Episode 7 of the Official Pitusas Taste Test. 🍪🇦🇷🏆

Today we’re trying the Vanilla Pitusas, and this time we have another special World Cup edition.

I wasn’t sure what to expect, but honestly…

These are pretty good.

The vanilla flavor is simple, sweet, and actually works really well with the cookie.

No crazy plot twist this time. No Pitusas emergency. 😂

Just a solid vanilla cookie that officially earns a place in the ranking.

So far we’ve had some surprises, some disappointments, and a few flavors that definitely need a second chance…

But we’re getting closer to finding the ultimate Pitusas. 👀🍪

Which flavor should be next? by @ivyn_smokin

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