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Jack Malvern

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Sloes harvested, frozen and immersed in gin. Let's see what they're like at Christmas... by @jackmalvern00000

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3 hours ago

Only 20,699,166 days left to watch the film I've rented on Amazon Prime. (A mere 5,671 years.) by @jackmalvern00000

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2 months ago

Paul Dacre on Prince Harry's total loss in his case against Asssociated Newspapers. It's savage but, in my opinion, correct. Harry was hot-headed and badly advised, again. When he did the Oprah interview, his Netflix documentary and his memoir he could at least say that he'd got his side of the story out. This legal case is a bonfire of cash that weakens his narrative and distracts from his victories against the Sun, the News of the World and the Mirror. by @jackmalvern00000

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3 months ago

Tell me you've got a toddler without telling me. (Fuzzy felt hot air balloon.) by @jackmalvern00000

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4 months ago

Thank you @louisepragnell for the kind gift of my favourite champagne. I will toast my interview with you for @hellomag and your tales of lying on Jeremy Clarkson's sitting room floor (link to my author page in bio) taken in Blackfriars, London by @jackmalvern00000

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4 months ago

This is like complaining that there were no Italians in the leading roles in Gladiator. by @jackmalvern00000

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4 months ago

Savoury ice creams in the kitchen at the @hellomag office. Basil, tomato and cheese. The basil is OK. The other two are so disgusting that I had to cleanse my mouth. by @jackmalvern00000

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4 months ago

Prince Harry celebrated his 8th wedding anniversary with Meghan with a sculpture of two penguins. It's because, they say, penguins mate for life. With my party-pooping hat on, I can tell you that they don't. It depends on the species, but 85 per cent of emperor penguins (which the sculpture seems to depict) change partner each year. by @jackmalvern00000

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5 months ago

I've compiled the definitive list of royal humdingers yet to marry. Surely one of them could be yours?
Link for full article in my bio. by @jackmalvern00000

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6 months ago

The current issue of Hello is filled with celebrated pets, including a piece on Larry the Downing Street cat celebrating 15 years as Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. I met him before he was famous (link in bio). by @jackmalvern00000

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6 months ago

What happened to Bubbles the chimpanzee after life with Michael Jackson? Click link in bio to find out. taken in Wauchula, Florida by @jackmalvern00000

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6 months ago

Writing something on the King's style for Hello magazine and came across this jumper, widely described as Hermès by fashion commentators (including in this GQ piece from 2022). It isn't. It's a depiction of HMS Hermes, the aircraft carrier on which Charles served as a helicopter pilot, designed by a bunch of sailors. Très chic. Prince Charles wearing a yellow Happy Hermes jumper by @jackmalvern00000

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8 months ago