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1 Husband | 2 👧👦| 3 🐶|2 🫏| 3🐎| 10 Personalities
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Perimenopause Chaos
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Marbella is always a good idea
Dress @flookthelabel
Boots @elvaquero_italy by @jadecolucci

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23 days ago

Lone Ranger
Kini @bohorose_1
Sarong @jewelboutique by @jadecolucci

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Nothing like being back shit shovelling with an Ass is ya face… special guest appearance from my boy Dickie
Shorts @sabbi_thestore
Kini @bohorose_1
Shades @rayban
Cap @badcowgirlco
Boots @wildwildwesternwear
Bird in it - recycled by @jadecolucci

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Tomorrow is another day, so they say by @jadecolucci

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At this point, I’d welcome the electric chair
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#comedy #humour #sarcasm #reels by @jadecolucci

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Nothing like a struggle with a twatager first thing in the morning to make you feel alive 🙄
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#comedy #humour #sarcasm #reels #relatable by @jadecolucci

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I am Absofuckinlutley NOT dramatic
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#comedy #humour #sarcasm #reels by @jadecolucci

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The boys wanted to say hey
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#donkeys #farm by @jadecolucci

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Fright night launch preview @thorpeparkofficial .. kids loved it, screamed loads, got on our nerves, had loads of sweet stuff, Danielle stacked it , I wet myself, basically a sign of a good night.. Thanks again for having us and thanks to my agent @elevationpr for always hooking us up ❤️
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#launchnight #frightnight #thorpepark #halloween #pr by @jadecolucci

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So many clips I still need to upload .. 46 doesn’t mean you need to be a wilting flower , you can be a vibrant rose if you want too! If this is a midlife crisis, I am entirely here for it.
Fuck your kale, your marathon, your squats, and your downward dog. 🧘‍♀️❌ We have officially traded the social norm for a dance floor, because let’s face it—being good is bad for the soul.
We may be mums and wives, but that doesn’t define us. Welcome to the new era—a new breed with a completely carefree attitude and absolutely zero f’kin interest in your wellness retreat.
We aren’t fading quietly into the background—we’re having a midlife party.
It’s not a crisis if you’re holding a shot of tequila, eating Frosties, and losing your mind on the dance floor . It’s a victory lap. 🥃✨if you’re ever in Marbella get your arse down to @playapadre
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#NewEra #Unapologetic #LiveLoud #MumsNightOut #GoodForYourSoul by @jadecolucci

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I literally just told the bath plug to f’k off!
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#comedy #humour #sarcasm #reels by @jadecolucci

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I’m sick 🤒 you’re getting throwbacks … The littlest A S B O had attitude the minute she left my womb 🙄 by @jadecolucci

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