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Jaime Iturbide

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Derek’s a real one for saying goodbye nicely, not like Billy, FIRE BILLY HIRE UHHH… HIRE HIM BACK by @jaime.texas

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It was cool seeing Paul Wall, but I need to wake up in 4 hours for the parade, so uhhh… goodnight by @jaime.texas

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15 days ago

I can’t with these gas prices, from now on until the Strait of Hormuz is open, it’s on sight for the bikers. I’m getting free gas one way or the other. by @jaime.texas

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FDNY Marine Division Captain Al Fuentes was responding into Box 8087 assignment when Tower 1 collapsed onto his vehicle, and Captain Fuentes became trapped under the debris. Unable to climb out, Captain Fuentes was thankfully able to reach a communication radio after 40 minutes to send out an urgent SOS to Manhattan Dispatch. Although Captain Fuentes was unable to provide his location, he was thankfully found after another 25 minutes by a makeshift rescue company. Although he was successfully dug out of the rubble, his injuries he sustained meant he had to fight for his life in the upcoming weeks in a medically induced coma.

Despite the loss of their commander, the Marine Division stayed in the fight with the rest of the emergency responders on 9/11, transporting survivors, emergency crew members, along with establishing water lines and relays for the FDNY by @jaime.texas

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While everyone else is clogging up I-10, I-37, and I-35 just to go some event, I’ll be going through the empty backroads of the Lone Star State to enjoy my V8(is what I would be saying if my brakes weren’t locked up) by @jaime.texas

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a month ago

Happy Victory Over Japan Day! by @jaime.texas

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2 months ago

Ain’t no way Nard figured out his own lighting situation but not Billy’s. It’s sabotage if you ask me, something Nard is known for. FIRE NARD HIRE DANIEL by @jaime.texas

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2 months ago

Dandy Wellington shoes that are too fancy for this outfit, Dickies slacks that are more for casual wear, a $3 horse themed tie from a thrift store, dress shirt that I got really only for a wedding, and an oversized jacket that kinda looked like a Zoot suit on me 15 lb. ago and now it just looks like plainly doesn’t fit(also threads for the top button got undone so now the button is missing) and buttons from damn near half the Texas Democratic ticket flooding the jacket. Oh and Suavecito pomade on a head that needs a haircut.

What a hot mess, bro is NOT a Zoot Suiter by @jaime.texas

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2 months ago

I have no words for this, other than FIRE NARD HIRE DANIEL by @jaime.texas

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2 months ago

FOOTBALL SEASON IS BACK BABY TIME FOR THE RAIDERS TO KICK SOME ASS by @jaime.texas

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2 months ago

I will never trust Nard as my Uber driver, this story isn’t even the exception as far as Nard’s Ubering adventures. According to the clown himself, he talks about sex to his customers frequently, which no other Uber driver does. But that’s San Antonio for you, FIRE NARD HIRE DANIEL by @jaime.texas

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2 months ago

“Yeah I got a truck we can use to tow the trailer of the congressional candidate/famous singer for the county festival parade, it’s ready to go!” by @jaime.texas

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