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Jason B. Standing

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Holy shit guys. That was awesome. Maneki Ramen in Birmingham's JQ. Check it out if you're nearby. Make a special trip if necessary. taken in Maneki Ramen by @jasonbstanding

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17 days ago

I dunno babe she seems to be having a pretty great time (especially considering she threw up in the pastry bag on the train in... Remarkable recovery) 🙌 by @jasonbstanding

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a month ago

Took The Child to Venice today. She didn't appear to give many fucks.

Clearly hasn't seen enough Bond flicks. taken in Venice, Italy by @jasonbstanding

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a month ago

Honestly, this kid. She's 3 and a half.

She said "I have a small wrist. Daddy has a big wrist. Mummy has a medium size wrist."

I was at least twice her age when I completed my first wrist assessment. by @jasonbstanding

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a month ago

Pier review. taken in Bella Italia Resort, Lake Garda by @jasonbstanding

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a month ago

I've just been observing a pair of women spending the last 15 minutes trying to set up the perfect selfie with their Aperol Spritzes. Unclear from my vantage point whether they were trying to get the scrawny palm tree or the recycling bins in as a backdrop.

A question though - does Aperol have luminescent colouring in it specifically to make for more striking insta content? taken in Lungolago Peschiera Del Garda by @jasonbstanding

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a month ago

Not that I want to brag about how much cooler my glass recycling bin is gonna look than yours this week... by @jasonbstanding

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a month ago

Sometimes I wonder if hot air balloonists are just in it because they like to see bewildered looking people in their pants gawping out of windows. taken in Bristol, United Kingdom by @jasonbstanding

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2 months ago

My word, the kids have all sorts these days don't they? Back in my day the best we could manage was a sort of rudimentary fart blackjack. by @jasonbstanding

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2 months ago

I've not done so well with the recent craze for "mystery whisky"... But @royalmilewhiskies Drammers Reward - though lacking some of the theatre of other retailers - has done very nicely on this occasion. #ialwayssaidilikedthem by @jasonbstanding

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2 months ago

Invented by Marquis Remy de Traffic, the traffic light was designed with a nipple in the middle so that blokes would pay attention to them. #historicalfactsofinsragram by @jasonbstanding

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2 months ago

Chuffed. taken in Perrygrove Railway Adventure by @jasonbstanding

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2 months ago