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🦇 Spooky lass from West Yorkshire, UK
💀 Horror | sci-fi | spiritual & creepy shit
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✨️ Went up a mountain in Glencoe on our four year anniversary (23rd April) and when we were stood looking at the breathtaking views, Alex asked me to marry him (and of course I said yes!) 💜💍

(Went on a chairlift for the first time too 😂) taken in Meall a' Bhùiridh by @joey__machine

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5 months ago

💀 It is SIX weeks until Halloween week! 🎃🦇 and @nemesisnowltd have very kindly sent me some incredible spooky items which are right up my (probably haunted) street! I will be sharing one item every week right up until Halloween week itself 🖤✨️

I'm so excited to share everything with you but what better way to start off than with this original Nemesis Now Jewelled Fate Hanging Ornament*! And yes, this is an all year round ornament in my house!

*Gifted (thank you, @nemesisnowltd 🖤)

⛓️ spooky homeware ⛓️ gothic homeware ⛓️ spooky ornaments ⛓️ gothic ornaments ⛓️ halloween homeware ⛓️ halloween ornaments ⛓️ halloween home ⛓️ nemesisnow ⛓️ alt style ⛓️ goth style ⛓️ alt inspo ⛓️ goth inspo ⛓️ halloween inspo ⛓️ by @joey__machine

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💃 Just me and my mid-size, 30+, non-airbrushed body here to say I am absolutely LOVING this set from @meshcult 🖤
The top is super comfortable with no underwire that I'll be wearing as both under and outer wear and the bottoms give mid-century vintage glamour vibes ✨️💃
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⛓️ small business ⛓️ alt underwear ⛓️ alt style ⛓️ alt fashion ⛓️ midsize ⛓️ support small ⛓️ support independent ⛓️ tattooed women ⛓️ alt women ⛓️ chain harness ⛓️ by @joey__machine

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⚠️ Jumpscare - forehead reveal

Just like the slasher movie prompt last year, you just won't find me using AI to do these trends or anything else 🤷🏻‍♀️
✨️ share if you'd rather see the real versions like this of these trends
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⛓️ alt fashion ⛓️ goth fashion ⛓️ alt inspo ⛓️ goth inspo ⛓️ 80s goth ⛓️ 80s industrial ⛓️ goth makeup ⛓️ alt makeup ⛓️ fishnet ⛓️ spikes ⛓️ by @joey__machine

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17 days ago

You can't sit with us.
What should I call this dude?
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#altinspo #altwomen #altstyle #weirdshityoucanbuy #furby by @joey__machine

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23 days ago

Multi captions make this shit so much easier now 😂

Just a load of stuff from this weekend 💜
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⛓️ alt style ⛓️ alt inspo ⛓️ alt makeup ⛓️ alt jewellery ⛓️ alt accessories ⛓️ event horizon ⛓️ funko pop ⛓️ forbidden corner ⛓️ terminator 2 ⛓️

I think I need a new harness, I always end up wearing this one 👀

@littlebaoboy has some IMMENSE vegan options! 🌱💚

Salt and pepper tofu and hoisin 'duck' (my fave) bao buns

Finally visited the @rinkydinkartist shop in the corn ex and got some THINGS.

Including this awesome UFO oil burner. I have an oil burner in almost every room but I needed it. Burning a pumpkin spice (duh) wax melt.

Foolishly went to @forbiddenplanetleeds - other things were bought 😬

I was resisting buying this because I didn't want it to taint the film if the prequel story didn't live up to what I had in my head. I'm sure I'll let it be known either way 😂

On Friday we went to see T2 in 3D at Showcase! Usually skeptical about films that aren't native 3D films being put out as 3D later, but it definitely worked!

Viennese whirls from @outofthisworld_leeds - I've been vegan for nearly 7 years, and I think only once before now have I found vegan viennese whirls. They were always my favourite before so I *needed* them. The staff at Out Of This World are absolute legends and they always have amazing sweet treats 🌱 taken in Leeds, England, UK by @joey__machine

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Did I ever say that I like @orbitculture ? This isn't all of it and I probably will be getting more 🤦🏻‍♀️
Still not as much as NIN though...

🔥 Which band do you have the most merch for?
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⛓️ Orbit Culture ⛓️ band merch ⛓️ band tshirt ⛓️ metal ⛓️ melodic death metal ⛓️ death metal ⛓️ by @joey__machine

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a month ago

❌️ DON'T DEAD - OPEN INSIDE ❌️

Just a few more photos from @ftlofantasyscifi last weekend, starting with my face because this was after like 15 hours and my makeup was still perfect after being hot, flustered, a panic attack, crying, a nap and no makeup touch ups 😂 It didn't budge *at all*.

Overall - a good day! Going blind temporarily and having a panic attack did kinda suck though. Definitely think @ftlohorror is a much better day out (guests aside!) as there seems to be loads more awesome traders at FTLOH that don't make it feel as sparse in BEC compared to ExCel, plus the lights are MUCH kinder (the lights in ExCel are awful). But how could I possibly complain when they had T2 and Aliens cast!

Next up is @comicconlpool and then FTLOH! Both once again with amazing guests!

Hey @monopolyevents - fancy doing an annual pass for entry into any Monopoly event?! 😅

❌️ DON'T DEAD - OPEN INSIDE ❌️

This was probably my favourite prop of the day, ED-209!

Here he is again 😌

Tiny Ripley

Literally the worst laid out train station I've ever visited and if you need the accessible entrance from the car park then good fucking luck.

BONUS BEE! 🐝 taken in ExCeL London Exhibition and Convention Centre by @joey__machine

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Did something a little different on Saturday and went out with these absolute BABES for ✨️ Barbiecore night ✨️
Turns out I do not own pink clothing, only a handful of pink accessories and 2 pink coats! 😅

It may have pushed me out of my comfort zone but it was so much fun 💖 can't wait for the next one with the next theme and see these gorgeous girls again!

That godawful skirt and top is going far away from me though 😂
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#barbie
#barbiecore
#pink
#altstyle
#gothbimbo taken in Leeds, England, UK by @joey__machine

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Yesterday we went to London for @ftlofantasyscifi just to meet some of the cast of one of our favourite films - Terminator 2! I remember watching this as a kid and Robert Patrick as T-1000 scared the absolute crap out of me for years, but I loved it! Linda Hamilton, herself and as Sarah Connor is the ultimate badass, she has been an idol of mine for a long time! And considering Edward Furlong went on to be in another of my (underated) favourites, Brainscan AND American History X it made meeting him even cooler!

They were SO lovely too 🥹 (and I got a quick mention in about NIN as Robert Patricks brother of course played in NIN before Filter! Which btw, took an embarrassingly long time for me to realise...)
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#terminator
#terminator2
#robertpatrick
#lindahamilton
#edwardfurlong taken in ExCeL London by @joey__machine

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I've been wearing corsets for YEARS and even used to wear one under my school uniform 😂 So when @corsetsisland very kindly sent me this absolutely ✨️ GORGEOUS ✨️ underbust leather-look corset (thank you so much!) I was absolutely thrilled 🖤 definitely my new fave!

Don't come for me about the lighting, I'm figuring it out slowly as I go 🤓
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⛓️ corset ⛓️ underbust corset ⛓️ leather corset ⛓️ leather ⛓️ alt style ⛓️ goth style ⛓️ alt aesthetic ⛓️ goth aesthetic ⛓️ alt inspo ⛓️ goth inspo ⛓️ alt outfit ⛓️ goth outfit ⛓️ alt ideas ⛓️ by @joey__machine

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Watches Dune once 👀

I have of course watched Dune Part 1 and 2 many times and I'll watch it many more! I cannot wait for Part 3! 💜😫 (also yes the 1984 film but I don't need to see Sting like that ever again).

Bonus instax photo that I forgot to add to the Bloodstock post.
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⛓️ dune ⛓️ dunemovie ⛓️ denisvilleneuve ⛓️ fremen ⛓️ altstyle ⛓️ instax ⛓️ bloodstock ⛓️ bloodstock2026 ⛓️ by @joey__machine

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