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Life from 2025 B.P (Before Panchito)
to 2026 A.C ( After Choco)

No more context on any pictures going full John Cena instagram from here on out. by @juanspamchez

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Theme Park review:
Universal Hollywood Horror Nights 2025
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Goated lineup ( except poltergeist ) , Goated scares ( except FNAF) and GOATED inclusion of every thing thats horror ( except the bar by Jurassic world). Everything this year was perfect except for the parentheses. Probably the best year since 2019 where they went all out. If you like any of these franchises or ips then this event you can’t miss. The themed foods are also creative except for the fnaf pizza there was pizza last year too.

Now me as a HHN veteran i will let you know you can definitely do everything without Express or fast pass but it requires you to go in a small group ( less people the more u get done), early access ($15-30) and quick feet. I got the whole recipe but comment if you want the plan cause it wont fit here.

My House rankings and ratings are below;
1. Terrifier :10/10 ( grew up with this ip)
2. Horrors of the Wyatt sick :10/10 PEAK
( RIP BRAY WYATT)
3. Jason Un1v3rse :8/10 ( so many jasons)
4. Fallout :8/10 ( feels short but its aight)
5. Scarecrow the reaping :7.5 ( copy and paste of the last time it came but overall good scares
6. Monstrous 3 :7.5/10 ( good scares , L for using same scenes for La Lllorona
7. FNAF : 7/10 ( fan wise this is peak, but if u want to get scared this not worth the 60+ min wait)
8. Poltergeist: 5/10 ( POLTERMID unless you’re a fan of scary movie 2 or poltermid.
9. Terror Tram Blumhouse: 7/10 ( they tried this year w, it felt faster )
The shows I dont watch becauze they don’t interest me Purge Waters is the same every year. Chainsaw man ill give a try next time i go.

Overall the event is a solid 8/10 ( last years was a 6/10) HHN is finally evolving. Drop ur questions in the comments and my next review will probably be Knotts Scary Farm ( yall sleeping on them). maybe a movie review.
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#UniversalHHN #HHN #HalloweenHorrorNights #universalstudioshollywood by @juanspamchez

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a year ago

It is my to my biggest regret to inform you that Choco Sanchez is no longer with us.

12 solid years of being the greatest dog a man can ever own and know. I will forever miss you and keep you in my heart. Thank you guys for also following Choco throughout his journey with me.

9/2/2013-9/7/2025❤️ by @juanspamchez

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a year ago

The Big 24.

Just some pictures of me from the past year that i haven’t posted. My Lebron year (23) was goated. Became a fan of wrestling, watched more American sports, and helped out my community more . My goal this year is to become more mysterious, no rey, double everything I did last year , and be a better person.

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Its looking like the reviews are dead I still constantly go to the movies but i haven’t seen any movie or album that has inspired me in a minute. As of now Im retired from reviewing but I could bust a Ric Flair/MJ and come back one day. by @juanspamchez

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a year ago

Movie Review
No Country for Old Men 👴🏼💸💼
PEAK CINEMA 10/10
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No Country for Old Men is probably one of the best bounty hunter movies Ive seen. The movie is Set in 1980s Texas, with our main character being Llewelyn Moss (Josh Brolin), a welder who stumbles upon a drug deal gone wrong and takes a satchel filled with $2 million. His decision sets off a relentless chain of events, as he’s pursued by Anton Chigurh (Javier Bardem), a psychopathic hitman who is honestly a top ten villain of all time. Antons is such an eerie character that even his voice sounds evil asf. Meanwhile, the sheriff Ed Tom Bell (Tommy Lee Jones) watches the chaos unfold and following Antonio and Llewelyn. At first i was like whats this movie about but towards the end it hit me that its about how life is random. One point u can have it all but then the next one u can lose it all because it wasnt meant to be yours.
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If interested in watching this come in with no expectations the story will tell itself and the only dull moment in this movie is the end where the officer talks about his past. This movie was ahead of its time and has you thinking at the end as well about what does it all mean. Anyways this was peak cinema next movie review is probably gonna be one of them days.
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#nocountryforoldmen #moviereview #absolutecinema #peak #review #firsttimewatching by @juanspamchez

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2 years ago

Wrestling Review:
Royal Rumble 2025
9/10 PEAK CINEMA
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First rumble program that I watch from start to beginning and damn it didn’t disappoint. This year no match felt dull even the tag team match was pretty good although to me they were nobodys it was still epic. The womans royal rumble was pretty good they hoed my fav Liv Morgan but the match was very intense especially when Nia showed up no one knew who would take her out. Those women be buff asf tho the match was pretty intense and not happy with Charlotte winning it. This match was a 8/10 Next match was the tag team match although filled with people idk they brought their best game and gave a heck of a performance. However long story short it was a 8/10 as well they got hoed by a 3rd party at the end. Next match was cody rhoades vs kevin owens used to like Kevin but now he a heel. This match dd not hold back someone was going to leave badly injured but everyone knew Cody was leaving a champ. However this match was peak wrestling like a 10/10 they both pulled their punches and Kevin owens getting destroyed like that was the highlight of the day.
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The Mens royal rumble was peak wrestling as well very stacked if you will there was atleast 10 favorites to win it my predictions were Cena, CM Punk and Roman Reigns. As we all know now that never happened and we ended up with Jey Usoooooo as the winner. Alot of people hating on this decision but if Cena would have won people would complain about the predictability of Wwe. Triple H is cooking tho. Next review for wwe will be the elimination chamber and still working on some movie reviews.

#wwe #wrestling #wrestlemania #royalrumble #romanreigns #johncena #jeyuso #codyrhodes #cmpunk #sethfreakingrollins #goated #review #wwereview #peak by @juanspamchez

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2 years ago

Movie Review:
Wolf Man🐺👤
7/10
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Calm luh scary movie. Another universal monster that gets brought back to life by blumhouse. In the original movie a person turns into a werewolf when bitten or scratched by a werewolf in this movie its the same concept however it is treated as a disease. This movie takes place in Oregon in the middle of a forest. Our main protagonist are a dad ,his wife, and his daughter. They go to the forest to pick up his dads belongings after passing away. As they get there they encounter a man/wolf hybrid and it scares them so much they crash their vehicle. From then on the family 3 has to survive the night vs the wolf but then the dad got scratched by the wolf and slowly started turning into another wolfman. This is where i stop before i begin to spoil. The design for the wolf man is also mid he should have been hairier but it depends on the person it is infecting as well.
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I truly appreciated the transformation of the dad to the wolfman in this movie it showed u the abilities he gained, him acting like a wolf, and his perspective of the transformation. Really cool stuff happening here however the reason this movie isnt a 10/10 is the jumpscares get repetitive, the first act is slow, and it doesn’t put in effort to make you care about the characters. Overall tho its a 7/10 mainly because the transformation scene, the action, and cinematography alot of beautiful shots. Next review will be No country for old men
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#wolfman #universalmonsters #universalstudios #blumhouse #blumhouseproductions #movie #moviereview #moviereviews #wolf #scarymovie #memes by @juanspamchez

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2 years ago

Presidential Review:
Joseph R Biden 🔵🫏🇺🇸
4/10
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Tied with Trumps first term as the worst terms ever for a president. Once he got elected one of his goals was to revert any damage Trump had done to this country and move away from his administration. The whole world started seeing the U.S as a joke of a nation. Under his 4 years we had Ukraine getting invaded, Palestine and Israel conflict flair up again, and ending the war in Afghanistan but it went horribly wrong with the Taliban taking over again. the formation of BRICS under his leadership is another example of how the world saw us. The U.S suffered major inflation with the war on Ukraine, dealing with an influx of money from stimulus checks , and boycotting goods from Russia were all crucial to the inflation during this term. His first presidential debate vs Trump was tragic to say the least. This caused him to get booted out of running for president and the democratic party choosing a candidate that ultimately gave Trump his next 4 years.
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These were just some of the negatives i saw under Biden but for positive things he did he led this country out of a pandemic, created millions of jobs, and killed the leaders of isis and al-qaeda. His approval rate ended with a 36% . Although Biden allowed an influx of migrants into the country more than 60% of them did it legally according to the Biden campaign. I am pretty sure there is more things he did but everything he did was overshadowed by his party kicking him out of the presidential election, the two wars, inflation and cost of living rising. Joe Biden’s mission was to revert any damage Trump did and move the country forward but his mission failed and we are right back to where we were 4 years ago well 5 years ago covid didn’t count. As long as the democratic party doesn’t reimagine itself and stick to its values we can expect the republicans to keep winning every election. Personally i dont care for either party i just care about being informed. Next review is Wolfman.
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#2024 #joebiden #amongus #president #pardon #cnn #review #trump #crisis #ukraine #israel #palestine by @juanspamchez

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2 years ago

Show Review
Squid Game season 2
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8.5/10
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Peak Netflix Show btw. Honestly a great concept to keep us entertained and there was never a dull episode throughout the season. Every episode had a purpose and a great introduction to our new characters. I enjoyed the continuation of the previous story where player 456 is determined to end the games at whatever costs but before he ends them he has to join them. This season has 7 episodes where as the previous one had 9. I wish we would have finished the games this season but they are carrying on to the 3rd season.
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My favorite episode was the 3rd episode where shit hits the fan and player 456 gets what he has been looking for 3 years. Im not going to summarize the whole season but i will say what is lacking here. First the english dub is horrible once again might as well watch it in Spanish. Secondly, the games dont finish this season, and third that final act was cool but made no sense to do . Overall tho its a peak show no complaints from me. Next review is No Country For Old Men.
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#squidgame #squid #456 #netflix #netflixandchill #movie #moviereview #review #mrbeast #memes #beastgames by @juanspamchez

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Calm luh 2024 unposted photos.
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Very grateful to be where Im at ending this year, I enjoyed every moment good or bad and learned from every mistake I’ve made. Im very grateful for everyone in my life especially those I see everyday , send memes to, or send me memes I appreciate you. 2024 was a year enjoying life and and embracing every opportunity given to me. 2025 will be the year I work hard and give it my all.
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Some of the highlights of this year for me were
1. Donating Toys to kids
2. Orlando trip
3. Family outing with no phones
4. August- November Halloween run was crazy
5. Going to the movies with my beloved.
6. Getting a new job( new city)
7. Kanye dropping
8. Kendrick and Drake beef
9. Knotts
10. Epcot day drinking
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Heres to a better 2025 , a year where one of my goals is to keep consistent with my reviews atleast one a week, cut soda, consume more protein, read a book and be at the gym 3 days a week minimum. 2025 will be the setup to the big year 2026 will be for me. Thank you guys for everything stay safe and Ily. by @juanspamchez

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2 years ago

Movie Review:
Nosferatu 🦇🩸💞
9.5/10
PEAK CINEMA
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Had to reupload cause ig took down my post.
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Movies like this are the reason I have a pass, i don’t want to say its the movie of the year but it is definitely a top 3 movie. With a stacked cast such as the likes of Willem Defoe, Aaron Taylor Johnson, Lily Rosemary-Depp, and Bill Skarsgard as the Count Orlock. W acting by Bill who is known for playing many monsters throughout the past 10 years. This is the type of movie for a date night, girls night out, or even for cinema lovers. The themes in this movie are forbidden love and demon possession. The synopsis is that a girl who has been haunted since her child with the visions of Nosferatu finally gets married so then the Count finds out and starts looking for her by deciding to move into the town she lives. Her husband has to go meet the count to sign papers for the property he bought but doesn’t know its a setup. Basically the Nosferatu is not the monster but his shadow. Long story short Nosferatu’s plan is to have sex with the girl ( even tho she married) however it has to be consensual or everyone around her will die if she denis him.
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Spoiler but It is definitely a freaky movie and you even see Nosferatu having sex with the wife at the end. However the husband gets tricked into letting his wife fuck the demon so he runs back but by the time he gets there they both die in each others arms after doing the deed. The acting, cinematography, and plot for this movie was goated . However the reason it isnt a 10/10 is because the plot is from another story so its not original but they do play it so well.
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Sadly this has been my last review of 2024 there was so many movies I couldn’t get to such as Garfield, Longlegs, Y2k, Beetlejuice 2, Borderlands, and Inside out 2. If you are interested in any of these plz lmk and I will be making a review. If not we are leaving these behind in 2024.
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#nosferatu #nosferatuthevampyre #movies #moviereview #explore #memes #cinema #moty #movieoftheyear by @juanspamchez

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2 years ago

Movie Review:
Sonic 3 🖤💥🔵🦔
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PEAK CINEMA 8.5/10
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Sonic movies never miss, as an avid watcher of this franchise every movie ive seen has been pretty good. Paramount definitely knows how to keep making their movies and insuring their is enough story to tell after every movie. We got 3 sonic movies in less than 4 years isnt that crazy, meanwhile the batman keeps getting delayed 😭. Anyways the voice acting in these movies go hard Keanu Reeves as shadow, Ben Schartz the perfect voice for sonic, and Idris Elba as knuckles are a goated trio. Now the acting in this movie is good but only as good as working with cgi can get. However, Jim Carry as Eggman bro is 3/3 he has never missed in any of those movies especially in this one where he shines the most as a character and actor.
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Quick synopsis for the movie, Shadow awakens after being locked up for 50 years and decides to get revenge on everyone for the death of Mario ( his childhood friend). Meanwhile sonic is celebrating his anniversary on earth with his family they get called up to deal with shadow. Shadow shows them how weak they are so they team up with a retired eggman who is then coerced by his grandpa to become a villain again. However his grandpa wants to destroy the world while eggman wants to rule it. The whole story is about teamwork, trust, and not letting your past affect the person you are. Overall its a goated movie especially with all the cheesy jokes they make here, dance scenes, and the end credit scenes as well. Movie isnt a solid 10 because acting is kinda off, it felt rushed, and u need previous lore to understand this movie. Other than that it was a goated movie. The sonic and shadow fight was also goated. Anyways i have 7 reviews left i will more than likely not be able to do all of them but for sure Nosferatu i will because shit was goated.
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#sonic3 #sonicthehedgehog #shadow #jimcarrey #keanu #moviereview #movie #sonic #nintendo #movies #review by @juanspamchez

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