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Kami Thomas

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Unless you’re Rip Wheeler, I’m not here for a date. I look for the blue check. I have a doctor and sugar daddy. I’m complete. I don’t respond to DM’s

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I do not want to be followed by celeb imposters.
I look for the blue check.
I will not promote your shitty products………. by @kami.thomas2

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Elliot highly recommends the less torturous way of insuring his “ball-ectomy” heals without interference.
I mean, if he’s gonna try to sleep on my head, I prefer the softer one too. 🍉 🐈 by @kami.thomas2

I was looking into getting a curly cat, when this tiny castaway came into the bar like he was looking for a manager. He’s a sweet little ginger that I didn’t know I needed. by @kami.thomas2

Could use time more wisely…More working, less talking….The meanest teacher ever made us stay in from recess and write, “Alas Alack Oh woe and dread I used my mouth instead of my head.” Miss Trunchbull had nothin on that woman.😬 by @kami.thomas2

YOU KNOW YOU ARE FROM WASHINGTON STATE WHEN:
You know the Vitamin D deficiency struggle is real.
You know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Sammamish, Enumclaw and Issaquah.
You avoid driving through Seattle at all costs.
You know what a Geoduck is.
You consider swimming an indoor sport.
You see a person carrying an umbrella and instantly think tourist.
Your lawn is mostly moss and you don’t really care.
Honking your car horn is for absolute emergencies.
You’re EXTREMELY picky about your coffee.
“The mountain is out today”, isn’t a strange statement.
While Out of State you just tell people you’re from Seattle since that’s the only known city in Washington according to the rest of the world.
You remember Almost Live.
You’ve eaten in the Space Needle, and while it was delicious, you’re never paying $150 for a meal up there again.
You rarely wash your car because it’s just going to get washed by the rain tomorrow.
You’re used to the phrase “No, not DC” when telling out of staters where you’re from.
Northface is always in fashion.
You take a warm coat and a hat with you for a day at the beach.
You have Mastered the Art of doing everything in the rain.
You have had both the thought of how beautiful Mount Rainier is, while simultaneously accepting that it will someday kill you .
You get a little twitchy if it’s been more than a week since it last rained.
You can say Humptulips, Lilliwap and Dosewallips without giggling.
Credit- Jenn by @kami.thomas2

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Stroganoff with balsamic pearls…who’s the genius behind those? by @kami.thomas2

I can make you laugh, but you gotta make yourself happy. 🩷 by @kami.thomas2

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…and I got a 🦛 for Christmas 💁‍♀️ Next year I’m gonna want a million dollars for ChRiStMaS 🎵 by @kami.thomas2