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We document and analyze Keith Morrison leaning on things. It’s important.
Est. 2015.

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Keith leans backwards on a terracotta red slatted patio divider. Forensics confirm it belongs to a fencing species common around outdoor seating decks at casual restaurants. LEAN STYLE: As previously stated, this is a backwards lean. This is extremely rare and all of us should try and look at it at the same time. ANGLE OF LEAN: Approx. 43° HAIR HEALTH: Remarkable. Like windswept vanilla soft-serve, paused mid-swirl. MOOD: Nostalgic. Like the cutest guy in high school, leaning back on his locker and talking. But unlike Jordan Catalano, he has something to say. OUTFIT: To the naked eye, we see a navy utility shirt with dual flap pockets. And though we can’t see the full outfit, we’d bet 100 Lester Holt suit vests that he’s wearing crisp blue denim on his legs and laceless Converse on his feet.#Dateline #Restaurant #VeryRareLeans #KeithMorrison #Fencing #UtilityShirt #DatelineNBC #TrueCrime #SilverFox #LeanKing by @keithleansonthings

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a year ago

Keith leans on wrought iron fence railing. Configured like a tulip, his right hand rests down upon its curled scroll, a common detail in mid-century garden railings and old municipal ironwork. HAIR HEALTH: Full, dense and snow-like. Bangs are active.ANGLE OF LEAN:Approx. 23° MOOD:Relaxed. Confident. Does NGAF. POCKET INVOLVEMENT:None.UNEXPECTED PROPS:Smartphone. LEAN RATING:9/10KEITH RATING:1,000,000,000/10#KeithMorrison #Casual #GQ #dateline #datelinenbc #truecrimecommunity #truecrimepodcast #TrueCrime #HomeDepot by @keithleansonthings

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10 months ago

In celebration of Keith Morrison’s birthday, please enjoy this very special selection of documented leans. We appreciate you following our page, and, FACT: so does Keith! HBD, lean king! #Dateline #ReadingGlassesNeededForCaptionsIfBornBefore1979 by @keithleansonthings

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23 days ago

In honor of The Mank™️ hosting tonight’s Dateline, here’s a little appetizer before the main course. (Also known as Josh Mankiewicz, Sir Manky, and The Mayor of CrimeCon.) by @keithleansonthings

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4 months ago

Keith leans on a MasterLock™ laminated steel padlock, wedged between the bicep and lateral tricep of his right arm, otherwise known as “the happiest place on earth.” The wrist watch placement once raised questions, but Dateline has since confirmed it: Keith is a lefty. (Of course he is. So dope.) And look at that hair. Whipped atop and around his chiseled features like a silver-white fluff of cotton candy. For Pete’s sake.From the KLOT archives.#MasterLock #Lefty #CottonCandy- Padlock by MasterLock™- Explanation of bicep by @jessetyre- Explanation of tricep by @bradgrubaugh- Lean supplied by @ghbeatty by @keithleansonthings

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Keith leans on weathered wooden fence post as barbed wire stretches into the unknown behind him.ANGLE OF LEAN:Approx. 11°HAIR HEALTH:Brightest object in the sky. Stunning. Silver moon of the hair universe. - Buzz AldrinPOCKET INVOLVEMENT:Complicated. Left hand has vanished into fabric sleeve (aka “pocket”), but upper-knuckle pressure suggests business as usual. NEW DEVELOPMENT:Headlights suggest an automobile is on approach. Big thanks to our Swedish forensics division for explaining this whole cause-and-effect thing via fax. OUTFIT:Brown waxed field jacket is giving Broadchurch detective.MOOD:Very British. Like Coldplay, but cool. (Couple-cam-era Coldplay is close.)LEAN RATING:8.9/10KEITH RATING:1,000,000,000/10LEAN SUPPLIED BY:Kimberly and Katie at @DateDateline (ep. Miles from Nowhere, 2/8/23)#dateline #keithleansonthings #truecrimecommunity by @keithleansonthings

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4 months ago

Keith leans on mahogany door jamb, an integral part of the frame that everything hinges on. (Symbolic.) Covering his torso and arms is an impossibly well-fitted dress shirt that is somehow both black and navy at the same time.Hip-tilt is modest, expression is earnest, and hair is frosty, fluffy, and structured, like a generously scooped snow cone before the syrup hits—and though we can’t see the policeman’s face—we would bet 1,000 Josh Mankiewicz pocket squares that he has never been happier.Wood door infographic on slide 2 courtesy of @DoorsForBuilders website. Science. #MahoganyDoor #JoshMankiewicz #KeithLeansOnThings by @keithleansonthings

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5 months ago

Keith leans on wrought iron gate, an architectural staple that reached peak popularity in the Victorian era. Like fresh bakery dough, his youthful forearms swirl together and distract the viewer from what they were doing for a second. Left hip-pop is so baller it’s illegal in 33 states. Confirmed by legal.HAIR HEALTH: Full, airy, and white as whipped cream. Side part observed.ANGLE OF LEAN: Approx. 17°MOOD: Focused and deliberate. Wouldn’t dare leave sofa.POCKET INVOLVEMENT: None.UNEXPECTED PROPS: Rose.LEAN RATING: 9/10KEITH RATING: 1,000,000,000/10#Dateline #KeithMorrison #BakeryDough by @keithleansonthings

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5 months ago

Keith leans on wall of concrete masonry units. Construction enthusiasts call these “CMUs.” We call them mystery bricks.ANGLE OF LEAN:Approx. 13° HAIR HEALTH: Soft, fluffy and irresistible; like a deep-pile Flokati. Fully saturated. Zero scalp visible to the naked eye.BELT INVOLVEMENT:Severe. Hands are engaged with both belt and buckle.LEAN RATING:9/10KEITH RATING:1,000,000,000/10#KeithMorrison #Dateline#KeithLeansOnThings #Construction by @keithleansonthings

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6 months ago

🚨 VINTAGE LEAN ALERT 🚨 Keith leans on a dark walnut bar top with an oxblood, button-tufted leather front. A pairing often seen in leather-bound books and library chairs.HAIR HEALTH:Dependable. Gorgeous. The rectangular sculpting of the hairline exudes the confidence of a man who can land a plane without a co-pilot.ANGLE OF LEAN:Approx. 10–2°OUTFIT:Black on black. Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble dry low. Very chic.NOT PICTURED, PROBABLY:Black laceless Chucks and black socks.LEAN RATING:9.9/10KEITH RATING:1,000,000,000/10#VintageLean #KeithMorrison #KeithLeansOnThings #Dateline by @keithleansonthings

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6 months ago

In honor of the current buzz around Keith and his Chucks, please enjoy this extremely rare capture of his first documented lean. Special thanks to the Canadian OBGYN who made this possible.ANGLE OF LEAN: 45°Swipe to see Holly Robinson Peete ask about Keith’s Converse collection, a curious source of wonder for many.#Dateline #Converse #KeithLeansOnThings #DatelineLive by @keithleansonthings

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7 months ago

Keith leans on fluted metal lamppost in a well-lit Canadian neighborhood. ANGLE OF LEAN:Approx. 15°HAIR HEALTH: Ridiculously good. Like an expensive, high-quality duvet filled with Canadian goose feathers. Bangs blend into its overall whipped shape without pushback.OUTFIT:Black-on-black outfit is giving upscale server meets silver fox. Almost too striking to look at. LIMB ACTIVITY: Akin to two ships passing through the Black Sea at night, his arms cross without collision. Extraordinary. MOOD:Self-assured yet approachable. PRESENCE OF DENIM: Unknown.LEAN RATING:9.99/10KEITH RATING:1,000,000,000/10(See next slide to see HOW WE FOUND THE LAMPPOST.)#KeithMorrison #Canada #TrueCrimeCommunity by @keithleansonthings

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