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These little muskrats after destroying my kitchen, breaking my juicer, RUNNING and hiding… then coming back a few minutes later to see if Daddy still mad 😂🤦🏽‍♂️

Mari & Kai: “Daddy… you still mad at us? 🥺”

Kidd: “Yes.” 😐

Kai: “We didn’t mean to break the juicer machine…”

Kidd: “But y’all did something y’all KNOW y’all wasn’t supposed to do. How many times I told y’all not to touch that machine?”

Kai: “I’m sorry, Daddy… 🥺”

Mari: “We’ll pay for it!”

Kidd: 🙄🙄🙄 “Oh, y’all gon’ pay for it? That juicer cost about 2 TRILLION DOLLARS.”

Mari: 😳 “That’s a lot of monies…”

Kai: “We can call Sisserface Kenzie! 😃”

Kidd: “NOPE. 😂 Kenzo ain’t got NOTHING to do with this. How are Y’ALL gonna pay for it?”

They look at each other… 👀

Mari & Kai: “We can save our allowance!”

Kidd: 🤨 “Oh, you will? How much allowance y’all get every week?”

Mari & Kai: “8 QUADRILLION DOLLARS! 😌”

Kidd: “………………😑”

LMFAOOOOO😂🤣🤣🤣

Man get out my face. 😂 I tried SO hard to stay mad. Whole time these lil scammers came back from hiding with a financial plan that got them richer than every country on Earth. 🤦🏽‍♂️😂

My babies too damn smart. Daddy folded. ❤️😂
#gandbabies👶🏽 #mariandkai👶🏽 by @kiddgandolfini

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14 days ago

Teyani: “Sign for your damn packages so I can finish my route 🙄📦”
Kidd: “Damn, UPS hiring felons now?? 😂💀”
Teyani: “Keep playin wit me and this box going upside ya head.”
Kidd: “Ayo!😳📱 don’t threaten me, JAILBIRD. You JUST got home.”
Teyani: “Kidd I swear to God…”
Kidd: “HELLO 911??? 🚨 Yes, my UPS driver is becoming aggressive. I believe she has priors.”
Teyani: “NIGGA I’M YOUR SISTER‼️”
Kidd: “Exactly. So I know the suspect personally. Please hurry.” 😂😂😂

📦 Package delivered.
👮🏾‍♂️ Parole almost violated.
🤣 Brother still alive somehow.

Welcome home, Yani. Now get back to work before I call your PO too🤣🤣🤣
#viltrumites taken in Brooklyn, New York by @kiddgandolfini

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17 days ago

Pulled up on brat at her work office today❤️
👨🏽Like Father, Like Daughter 👶🏽
#papasbrat👶🏽❤️
#viltrumites taken in Manhattan, New York by @kiddgandolfini

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17 days ago

#productofmyenvironment
#viltrumite
#gandshit by @kiddgandolfini

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19 days ago

“Welcome home Yani” she said… “come celebrate wit a real nigga” she said… 😒
Whole time this lil nigga KNOW I gotta be at work in the AM.
Now she somewhere sleeping peacefully while I’m at work fighting for my fuckin LIFE 🤣🤣
Love you sis but you owe me 8 hours of sleep and a Red Bull gang. 🖕🏾😂🥂
#WelcomeHomeYani #sunglassesandadvillastnightwasmadreal #viltrumites taken in New York City by @kiddgandolfini

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25 days ago

Kidd: “So lemme understand… I funded the makeover and NOW I gotta listen to you yell on the phone?” 🎮😒
Yani: “FUNDED is crazy. You gave your SISTER some L$. Relax.” 🙄📱
Kidd: “Some?? Look at ya whole damn face! I bought half of Yani df😭”
Yani: “And you clearly needed a makeover too mf, so I inspired you. You welcome.” 💅🏽
Kidd: “……you been back on the grid for FIVE MINUTES.”
Yani: “And already improved the family. Imagine that 😂”
Kidd: “Yup! aight. Somebody lock her account again.”
Yani: “KIDD— 😭🖕🏽”
#viltrumite💪🏽💯 by @kiddgandolfini

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Back at it again….
#newaviwhodis😎
#viltrumite💪🏽
#gandshit by @kiddgandolfini

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a month ago

Imagine meeting the version of yourself that never needed saving by @kiddgandolfini

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3 months ago

🤩

📸: @xtinaa.sl ❤️ by @kiddgandolfini

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a year ago

#Chapter35♉️ by @kiddgandolfini

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a year ago

Straight to the happy ending, cause I don’t do stories‼️#chapter34herewego 🥳🙌🏽 by @kiddgandolfini

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2 years ago

#newaviwhodis😎 by @kiddgandolfini

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