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Keith Martinez

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The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. I've spent so much time around these machines I've become one. I survived the Rapture!

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"Life breaks free. Life expands to new territories. Painfully, perhaps even dangerously. But life finds a way." by @knails_inc

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3 years ago

This one, for me, was by far the highlight of our entire trip. It's absolutely no secret that my favorite movie, in the whole wide world, is "A Knight's Tale," starring so many wonderful actors, including the hilarious, and passionate @alantudyk as Watt.

To be honest, we almost didn't even get the chance to get this autograph, there were so many variables blocking our opportunities. However, my beautiful wife insisted, and persisted, and we managed to get our chance.

I got to look at the very man who graces my television screen every time I'm sick, or depressed, or down on my luck, right in the eyes, and tell him just how much this project truly meant to me. I'm not even kidding when I tell you, I had to hold back tears during our conversation.

And at the end of it all, with a nostalgic look in his eyes, as he held that damn dvd cover, he looked down, softly speaking, "this was a very important time in my life." Like suddenly, a rush of memories washed over him, and we weren't even standing in front of him anymore, if only for just a second, and then he thanked me.

I. Was. Astonished.

To think, I would have missed out on this life-changing moment, if I had given into my pessimism, if my wife did not push me, like she always does.

Once again, thank you to the wonderful Alan Tudyk, but most of all, thanks to my irreplaceable wife, @bnanie for making this, and many more life changing events, come true for me.

I finally changed my stars.

#alantudyk #aknightstale #fanexpodallas #changeyourstars by @knails_inc

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2 years ago

She'll absolutely hate me for these photos, but I wanna wish a very happy birthday to my favorite Nicole @cocokrumz We miss you Boz, and we love you, keep crushing it, wherever you are. by @knails_inc

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3 days ago

Nine years ago I met you at the #AlamoDrafthouse, we didn't know it, but we liked each other very much.
Then, we decided to date, meet each other's friends and family, and soon we went from "Keith and Brittanie," to bring "Bambi and Foofoo."
Then, after a harsh pandemic, and not hating each other after being locked up for an entire year, we decided to make it official, with the world's largest party where nobody actually got married. #RiseOfMartinez
We spent that time on so many adventures, getting to see #Graceland, home of my favorite artist. Meeting celebrities, sorry I'm not #DavidTennant, but at least we got to hug him, and prepare for our next big adventure.
Where you gave birth to the world's most adorable baby girl, yeah I said it, fight me everyone else.
You are the strongest, sweetest, most patient, and loving mother any child could ever have. You're also the funniest, loving, entertaining and most supportive wife, and I am the man I am today because of how you've pushed me to be my best. Like did y'all know I was in a movie? #SupportTheGirls
Also, we bought a house!

You have made so many of my dreams come true, practically all of them. I have no idea what's in our next few years, but I'm not afraid, cause the three of us will face them together.

I probably forgot to say it today, but, "Thanks Babe 😘" by @knails_inc

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14 days ago

Just a little reassurance, no big deal.

#SweepTheFeet #IfYouKnowYouKnow #IYKYK #NotInMyHouse #Superstition by @knails_inc

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7 months ago

Check out this adorable baby, and the wonderful woman who helped make, and raise her. I love y'all, and I love who I am when I'm with y'all.

#TheRiseOfMartinez #TheMiddle #DJSnake #Love #AppreciationPost by @knails_inc

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8 months ago

My wife is so cool, check this dope MTG inspired Halloween decoration. She used the tiny Magic cards she got me for my birthday, you can see the regular size ones in the background for scale.

"I cast Farewell again..."

#MagicTheGathering #HappyHalloween #Halloween #TinyMagicTheGathering #HalloweenDecorations #SpookyScarySkeletons #DoYouPayTheOne by @knails_inc

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a year ago

You were just a baby, at one month old, this outfit was so cute, and it was much too huge. Now here's the same outfit, ten months later, but now it's just too small. I guess we missed that window, but who cares.

You were such a small, little thing, who needed our help for everything, and now you're a big girl, learning to walk on her own.

"Cherish these moments, they pass by so quickly." No truer words have ever been spoken. I'd give anything to have my baby again, but I wouldn't give up my toddler for anything in the world.

#TenMonthsApart #ElevenMonths #WalkItOut
#TheRiseOfMartinez #ThisBluWasMadeForWalking by @knails_inc

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a year ago

Man I'm getting bad at these, probably because I can't keep up. You're already ten months old, crawling quicker than mama can chase you, standing on your own, with the wing span of an NBA player

Also, for all you naysayers out there, photo evidence that she not only picked up the Squirtle, but held on to it. She yeeted the Bulbasaur, what can I say? Lol

#PokemonIChooseBlu #TenMonthsOld #TheRiseOfMartinez #Squirtle #SquirtleSquad #YEET #BabyGirl #NotSoBabyGirl by @knails_inc

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a year ago

Jaqueline Blu is a ten-month-old girl from Austin, which means she is now old enough to choose her very first Pokémon.

It isn't your basic Pokémon video, Jack couldn't make up her mind. Multiple times we thought she finally made a decision, and to be honest, she threw the last one, so we didn't know if it actually counted.. that is, until the come-from-behind victory, captured by the Ring camera...

#Pokemon #PokemonStarter #ChooseYourPokemon #PokemonIChooseBlu #TheRiseOfMartinez #DownButNotOut #Bulbasaur #Charmander #Squirtle by @knails_inc

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a year ago

So much artwork, cool trinkets and jewelry, freebie toys and comics, some candles, and, of course, hella autographs. Walked away with a huge amount of swag this time around.

#FanExpoDallas2025 #FanExpoDallas #Swag #Autographs by @knails_inc

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a year ago