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Chief Border Collie [CBC]
Managing dogs. Judging humans. Avoiding sky explosions. Powered by bacon and unsolicited oversight. Certified Good Boy.

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OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
Hello.
My name is Koda.
I am a Border Collie and, despite what the humans may tell you, I am responsible for the daily operations at a Dog Herding Facility.
My responsibilities include
• Supervising approximately 30 dogs at once • Guarding against masked porch-thieves • Conducting random zoomie inspections. • Personally greeting every dog who arrives. • Providing constructive feedback whenever someone rings the doorbell.
The humans think they own the place.
That's adorable.
I'll be using this new platform to provide important facility updates, behind-the-scenes content, management tips, and the occasional performance review of my staff.
Welcome to the team.
Now if you'll excuse me, someone just opened a plastic bag.
– Koda
Director of Organized Chaos & Chief Border Collie by @koda_cbc

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3 months ago

Koda here. For the dogs, I wanted to show what a perfect pose looks like when hunting those fluffy tailed tree rats. Please note the front paw raise and hold. 🐿️ by @koda_cbc

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9 days ago

NEW TRAINING INITIATIVE

Apparently Dad thinks I need help supervising all these dogs, so I've started training a new employee.

Qualifications:
✓ Black and white
✓ Very alert
✓ Slightly intense
✓ Small enough to fit under management's desk
✓ Looks suspiciously familiar

She's apparently a Border Collie/Chihuahua mix.

So basically me, but someone accidentally selected 70% smaller.

I'll be teaching her everything I know: supervising the humans, keeping track of the other dogs, overreacting to arrivals, and looking extremely concerned about things that are probably fine.

Please welcome my new management trainee.

I shall call her Mini Me.

– Koda
Senior Management & Mini-Me Training Department

#BorderCollie #ChihuahuaMix #MiniMe #DogDaycare #DaycareDogs DogsOfInstagram BorderCollieLife ManagementTrainee DogLife KodaInCharge by @koda_cbc

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a month ago

It's a hard knocked life yo by @koda_cbc

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a month ago

Always working by @koda_cbc

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2 months ago

Emergency update.

I have spent the last several minutes trying to hide my bone from absolutely nobody.

The enemy? Bed sheets.

I buried it.
It came back.
I buried it harder.
It came back again.

Dad just stood there filming instead of helping.

I'm filing a complaint. by @koda_cbc

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2 months ago

Apparently, this is called "swimming."

I was informed that wearing a life jacket would make me "feel more confident."

It did not.

The water was wet.

There were waves.

I remained deeply suspicious of the entire operation.

The humans insist I actually swam pretty well. I insist I would have preferred to supervise from the shore.

Please don't tell them... but by the end I may have stood in the water voluntarily.

We're never speaking of that again.

– Koda
#BorderCollie #DogsOfInstagram #DogLife #LifeJacket #AdventureDog GoodBoy DogHumor BigFeelings OrganizedChaos WaterIsSuspicious DirectorOfOrganizedChaos NotImpressed SuperviseDontSwim by @koda_cbc

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3 months ago

Quality Control Inspection: PASSED.
Cupboards: Closed.
Dogs: Accounted for.
Humans: Still require supervision.
– Koda
#bordercollie #koda #dogdaycarelife by @koda_cbc

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