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Summer, summarized

10/19 taken in The Moon by @kristophberg

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2 months ago

“When Fortuna spins you downward, go out to a movie and get more out of life”- Ignatius J. Reilly

ALTERNATE CAPTIONS:
1. “If you’re not cute, you may as well be clever”- David Sedaris
2. “I can’t go on. I’ll go on”- Samuel Beckett
3. “Uncertainty is the normal state”- Tom Stoppard
4. “If there’s anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now”- Douglas Adams
5. “We must cultivate our garden”- Dr. Ralph

9/19 taken in Kremlin by @kristophberg

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5 months ago

“Never underestimate the stimulation of eccentricity“- Neil Simon, Biloxi Blues

8/19 taken in Tralfamadore by @kristophberg

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7 months ago

“I LOVE living, I have some problems with my LIFE, but living is the best thing they’ve come up with so far.”- Neil Simon

ALTERNATE CAPTIONS:
“If this isn’t nice, what is?”- Kurt Vonnegut
“You just totally missed the metaphor. I could never love someone who missed the metaphor.”- Christopher Durang
“Maybe he’s just a metrosexual. That would explain the nightgown.”

All the good photos are by David Fox (slide 15) and Shourya Tank (slides 2 and 3)

CONTEXTS (in order): Peanuts characters accidentally step into a Halloween RHPO moaning competition, Pep Rally affection, Pep Rally fear, two Halloween costumes that accumulated over 30 furry allegations, the two most pretentious filmmakers on Earth, someone unaware of their surroundings, two people across centuries, the bean, the premiere of a new farcical musical, Sunday in the Park with George, cult visitation, opening night shenanigans x3, Sven and his puppeteer hesitantly interacting with toddlers, Model UN optimism, Model UN reality, Model UN brot session, Sven and the loveliest person on the planet, and an amorous affair between the two previously mentioned filmmakers.

7/19 taken in Heaven by @kristophberg

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10 months ago

What an outmoded, sentimental notion!

All good photos are by the brilliant David Fox.

Contexts (in order):
A sliced finger, a whataburger encounter with graduates, geek’d con, a topical magazine segment, a radio interview, a StuCo candidate’s promo video, the 39 Steps x6, a disturbing BRAC exhibit, 39 Steps (again) x2, gourd shopping, Finnanigans, chess with grandfather, and Addams Family rehearsal.

6/19 taken in Purgatory by @kristophberg

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a year ago

Brat Summer? No. Flannery O’ Connor Summer? Yes.

Alternative captions:
1. Generational trauma? No. Tradition.
2. ya boi is whimsymaxxing again.
3. “The Pessimist’s Son”- A Weltyan Fever Dream
4. Good Country People.
5. “It is never until one realizes that one means something to others that one feels there is any point or purpose in one’s own existence.” - Stefan Zweig by @kristophberg

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a year ago

New Orleans Picture Disposal by @kristophberg

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2 years ago

Document dump of a moderately amusing week.

Including: Doubt, a painting by the son of a circus performer, haggling a bassoon, christening an accordion with a name that revels in obscenity, camping in 30 degree weather, Honore de Balzac, and accidentally appearing as Statler and Waldorf:

Added bonus! An old Brighton Beach Memoir picture I never used. by @kristophberg

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2 years ago

I’m a member! taken in Church of Scientology of Austin by @kristophberg

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2 years ago

Brighton Beach Memoirs was a hell of an experience. This has been my favorite show (material wise). Therefore, the post show blues will hit super hard. Still, life goes on and I must bid farewell to Eugene Morris Jerome. Onwards and Upwards! by @kristophberg

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2 years ago

Scrooge core by @kristophberg

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3 years ago

my sunroof by @kristophberg

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3 years ago