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Michael Jimenez

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Me to wifey:
It’s now 2026. We should really watch what we are spending and cut out unnecessary items.

Wifey to me:
This is Santa Claus, dressed in a Barong, preparing a boodle fight.

Me:
Well, we have no choice but to buy this, don’t we. by @macamenez

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9 months ago

Thought I would increase brain function by doing those LinkedIn puzzle games daily.

Not starting off well. Flying slipper to the face, now sleeping on the couch.

I guess things in 2026 can only go up from here, right?

Right?!? by @macamenez

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9 months ago

I think I just got hit on!

Left me a cute note with a heart, and even left her picture.

Please, don’t tell my wife 😎 by @macamenez

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a year ago

Taking pops to his appointment, decided to put some aftermarket jibbitz on my crocs (could there be an even more Filipino sounding sentence than that!?)

The right one has a spam musubi on it, the left one has a …. well …. IYKYK 🤭 (hint: 💦💩👋🏼) by @macamenez

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a year ago

Bought the HOTO USB-C chargeable spinning scrubber from Costco. Unboxing … 2 minutes Check all parts … 90 seconds Scan instructions … 60 seconds Debate if I can “save” the foam insert somehow because it ‘was just made so well’ … going on 10 minutes. by @macamenez

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a year ago

At @mlsquare.ca for #tasteofnorthyork Great weather, music at the upper stage, and good eats. Had to get more @marrymemochi - this time we went for one Crème Brûlée and two Mango Sticky Rice. As sweet as the lady that served us! by @macamenez

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a year ago

I don’t understand this weather recently. But it is warmer now, so guys, you know what that means. by @macamenez

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a year ago

@strapsco just want to thank you again for your quick shipping and great service. This 18mm grey suede strap breathed new life in to my SNKL23. Have a great day, fan in Toronto Canada!!! by @macamenez

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2 years ago

Was calling for my father-in-law’s cockatiel to come over for food, but she didn’t even budge…how rude! I started taking a video to show my wife when I panned out to realize Bunny was on the perch up top of the commode…I was talking to a bag of chips the whole time. #cockatielsofinstagram #cockatiel #funny #facepalm by @macamenez

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2 years ago

New work gear for the new year! @outbackworld Athena green leather bag, @murdycreative.co Leather agenda (both monogrammed), @bastionbrandofficial Bolt Action Pen, with #Domo-Kun cheering me on from my @ridge Key Case. Ganbarimasu!!!!! by @macamenez

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2 years ago

In Honolulu. Vacation Gods give us an Uber driver who has bongos in the van, then gives us microphones and puts a disco ball and karaoke! So, if we have to …. Thanks, @uberbeatshawaii3 for a memorable end to our trip!!! #Hawaii #Honolulu #Uber #Karaoke #uberbeatshawaii3 by @macamenez

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2 years ago

When you have a job where you work Saturday nights, and all your friends are free.
(took a while to get a reg Mon-Fri 9-5, but I finally did it) by @macamenez

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2 years ago