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“She’s zesty and majestic”
- My 9 year old cousin

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My bestie got married todayyy! He asked me to stand next to him 3 days ago 💀
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Ps, Althea’s vows made me bawl my eyes out by @macjaded

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21 days ago

When I was in 7th and 8th grade I was being catfished by someone pretending to be Justin Bieber. I knew it wasn’t Justin, but it was fun acting like it was 😅 We dated for 2 years and our only fight was the fact that I wasn’t the One Less Lonely Girl at Justin’s concert 💀 I just wanted to create drama lmaooo I recently hit them up to thank them for being there for me when I needed someone most and not ever being sexual. This person lived 15 minutes from me and had watched my basketball games without knowing it was me 😭 I think about that a lot by @macjaded

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4 months ago

I hate when a guy thinks I’m sooo comfortable around them just because I farted. No sir. I thought that shit was bout to silent, I still think you’re about to murder me 😐 by @macjaded

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6 months ago

Whenever people say I’m cool, I just think about how, when I was 6 or 7, I allowed my sisters and cousin hang me by my underwear on a pole. All because we watched a movie and I asked if that could actually happen in real life.

Moral of the story: Women in STEM and Cheetah print ✨ by @macjaded

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8 months ago

One time my family went to Florida and I stayed with my Aunt cause I was too young. I wondered off into the corn field during combining season and like half the town had to come and try to find me by @macjaded

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10 months ago

One time I had a Barbie dodgeball and I took it to the soccer fields to play with my friends while my sister was playing her game. This Sabrina the teenage důmb b!tch that we didn’t know took MY BALL and popped it. Luckily, my mom was busy and couldn’t come to my sister’s game because I gave that garden hoe the Chris Brown 1-2 Combo 😌 by @macjaded

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a year ago

Something old and something new 😌✨ by @macjaded

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a year ago

“I wish I was your toilet paper, so I could touch your butt” - Me in 6th grade by @macjaded

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a year ago

✨ I fucking love my people ✨ by @macjaded

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a year ago

Made my besties get cheetahlicous and have a photoshoot at @sheetz for the Bday 😏💅🏻
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We’re Freakz at the Sheetz, not freaks in the sheets 🙂‍↔️✋🏻 taken in Sheetz by @macjaded

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a year ago

I took a sandwich personality quiz, it said I was a grilled PB&J and called me a Handsome Devil by @macjaded

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a year ago

Can we start cooking with flavor or does everything need to be plain? by @macjaded

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a year ago