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The society is growing. BIGLY. HUGE. THAT'S RIGHT. More brave right wing soldiers lining up to begin the summoning of Governor George Grey.

They are an eclectic bunch, providing the pizzazz the right so definitely needs.

Join us as we bring these brave warriors dreams to life

#DONOTVOTE taken in New Zealand by @mandowgodden

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WE ARE TRYING AGAIN

GGGASS meets for a second time to summon the glorious leader Governor George Grey.

We meet to plots ways to use the spirit of George Grey to make sure you do not vote. taken in New Zealand by @mandowgodden

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🚨 FALSE ALARM! 🚨

We we were, in fact, visited by the ghost of Governor George Grey.

We just didn’t do it, uh… strongly enough!!!!!

BUT FEAR NOT, FELLOW PATRIOTS.

WE’RE TRYING AGAIN!!!

We may need your blood. 🩸

We may need your loyalty.

We may need you to stop asking questions and start believing in the dream.

WE MUST MAKE THIS COUNTRY GREY-T AGAIN!

See what we did there?

Mwahahahahahahahaha!

👁️👁️👁️

P.S. In case anyone is worried, everyone in this video is VERY VERY STRAIGHT.

Straight as can be!

Extremely heterosexual.

Historically heterosexual.

Heterosexual in a way that raises absolutely no questions whatsoever.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

— GGGASS 🩶

#secretsociety #politicalsatire #resistance #incompetentbadguys #halloween taken in Secret Headquarters by @mandowgodden

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🚨 UMMMMM PLEASE DO NOT GO TO VOTE.NZ!!! 🚨

A small update from your friends at GGGASS…

Turns out we didn’t actually manage to resurrect the scariest coloniser around.

YET.

But if we HAD, he’d be absolutely FURIOUS about the state of things!

Young people can vote!

WOMEN can vote!!

Even people who don’t own property can vote!!!

😱😱😱

What happened to the good old days when a handful of wealthy old white men got to decide everything for everyone?!

Honestly, can we really trust ordinary people with democracy? What if they start voting for things like taxing the rich, protecting the environment, or checks notes NOT COMMITTING GENOCIDE?!

Terrifying.

We should really just leave it to the old white guys to follow in the footsteps of the dead old white guys.

They’ll look after us, right?

RIGHT?!

👁️👁️👁️

ANYWAY. OUR NEXT SECRET MEETING:

📅 Tuesday 13 October
🕕 6:15pm
📍 @thecellartclub

If you know how to actually resurrect Governor George Grey, or have any ideas for stopping this country from doing anything absolutely unhinged like taxing the rich…

YOU ARE INVITED.

Bring your fear. Bring your colonial nostalgia. Bring a friend who hasn’t yet been radicalised by the concept of equality.

GGGASS: Democracy was a mistake

#politicalsatire #actingclass #secretsociety #incompetentbadguys #unwantedcolonialknobs taken in Secret Headquarters by @mandowgodden

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AGENDA ITEM #1
of the 1st GGGASS Secret Meeting

The National Party are looking like the laughing stock of the country!

Oh noooooooo! 😱

What are we going to do?!

Thankfully, we have George.

Meanwhile, @nzgreenparty have delivered a very comprehensive, very well-received transport plan.

DEFINITELY DON’T LOOK IT UP.

You might accidentally learn something and get turned into a blue-haired leftist. 🫣

Instead, be grateful to Governor George Grey!

If he hadn’t invaded the Waikato and filled in the swamps down there, we wouldn’t have milk for our Weet-Bix!

We don’t understand the science either.

But George does.

🥛

JOIN GGGASS IF YOU LIKE MILK.

The future of dairy depends on you!

#secretsociety #kiwislovemilk #greenparty #politicalsatire taken in Secret Headquarters by @mandowgodden

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9 days ago

Goodbye, my friend… by @mandowgodden

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I miss you every day, Dad. by @mandowgodden

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a year ago

by @mandowgodden

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Shit, we’re running out of feijoas! by @mandowgodden

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