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hi 👋 I’m Marti | married to a dairy farmer

@martilinn

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writing grumpy farmers & chaotic love stories
married a grumpy farmer for research 🫡
3 feral kids + 1 hot farmer 🚜
↓ read chapter one & two

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Plot twist: I’m writing a book.
What started as a makeup page somehow turned into me oversharing farm chaos, gut health chats, and now, writing about a city girl who gets into all kinds of trouble with emotionally unavailable men and a homicidal rooster.

It’s got:
• a city girl with zero chill
• a grumpy farmer with forearms and baggage
• a rooster who might commit murder
• a fairy godmother in the form of a goat
• and slow-burn tension hot enough to melt your Kindle

If you like:
• Kissing
• Chaos
• Men who are impossible to read (but totally worth it)
• And a whole lot of unfiltered farm drama…

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For sneak peeks, spicy extras, and all the updates as I slowly ruin fictional lives.
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And don’t worry — the unhinged chaos you’ve come to expect from this account? That’s not going anywhere.
We’re just adding some fictional kissing and a goat with divine timing. by @martilinn

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a year ago

did you pack the snacks or do I bring my own?

#marriedtoafarmer #farmwife #lifeonthefarm #canadiandairyfarmer by @martilinn

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2 months ago

In my defence, she was moving very fast and I was bringing absolutely nothing to the table physically.

#marriedtoafarmer #farmwife #farmhumour #lifeonthefarm by @martilinn

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2 months ago

just keeping the farmer humble.

#lifeonthefarm #farminghumor #marriedtoafarmer #canadiandairyfarmer by @martilinn

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2 months ago

love is blind … but marriage will hand you a glove and say roll up your sleeves.

#farmcouplehumour #ranchcouplehumour #marriedtoafarmer #farmwife #lifeonthefarm by @martilinn

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2 months ago

country music lied to us.

#marriedtoafarmer #farmlife #farmwife #lifeonthefarm by @martilinn

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2 months ago

Ladies, today’s agenda is simple: remain calm, stay together, proceed in the correct direction, and absolutely no unauthorized galloping.

There will be no freelancing, no dramatic exits, and no sudden policy changes once the gate opens.

Kevin already believes my livestock management strategy is mostly confidence and hand gestures, so please do not provide additional evidence.

Let’s move with purpose, maintain formation, and pretend this is not our first rodeo.

#farmlife #lifeonthefarm #marriedtoafarmer #farmwife by @martilinn

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2 months ago

just documenting that I am in fast helping.

#marriedtoafarmer #farmwife #lifeonthefarm #canadiandairy by @martilinn

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2 months ago

Me: “Nope. Not doing it.”

Also me, 30 seconds later: boots on, coffee in hand, heading to the barn like I wasn’t just very passionate about that boundary. 😂

#farmwife #marriedtoafarmer #farmlife #lifeonthefarm by @martilinn

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2 months ago

Family bonding went well. Attendance was mandatory, refreshments were provided, and several participants attempted to eat the staff.

#lifeonthefarm #marriedtoafarmer #farmlife #canadiandairyfarmers by @martilinn

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2 months ago

it’s my time to shine

#marriedtoafarmer #farmwife #lifeonthefarm #canadianfarmer by @martilinn

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2 months ago

just a couple girlies sticking together 👯‍♀️

#farmwife #marriedtoafarmer #farmlife #lifeonthefarm #canadiandairy by @martilinn

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2 months ago