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I was accused of stealing my sister’s bike by a neighbour and once heard a child tell her mother to watch out for gypsies when I accidentally bumped into them…💀💀💀 by @matcha_marlene
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3 days ago
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Opa had the genius idea to tell me this AFTER encouraging me to make a reel mocking Bavarians. Stay classy, Opa! by @matcha_marlene
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24 days ago
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Fun fact, Bavaria used to be an independent kingdom until the Prussian’s came along and absorbed them into the German Empire. The Bavarians even invented the insult “Saupreiß” which means pig Prussian. Opa was born in Prussia and we sometimes joke that he sees Bavarians more as foreigners than real foreigners… (Edit: Bavaria was still a kingdom within the empire but not longer a sovereign international power.) by @matcha_marlene
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6 months ago
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All my grandparents come from a different country but I guess Oma’s genes called dibs. by @matcha_marlene
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a month ago
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So, talking about your traumatic childhood during WWII is fine but you’re drawing the line at your teenage years?! by @matcha_marlene
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2 months ago
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Are self compliments also forbidden in your house? by @matcha_marlene
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2 months ago
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I know some Germans don’t mind the names but I’m not one of them! There is a character named Lord Liar, you can’t make this up! 😭😭😭 by @matcha_marlene
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3 months ago
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@malu.scha by @matcha_marlene
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3 months ago
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What’s your MBTI type and why is ENTP the best? by @matcha_marlene
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4 months ago
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Oma is back to being feisty and starting arguments but we prefer her that way! (The surgery was very minimal, it just takes more time to recuperate at that age.) by @matcha_marlene
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4 months ago
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Please leave some flowers at his grave… by @matcha_marlene
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6 months ago
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Does your family also have certain expectations of your boyfriends or girlfriends? At the end of the day I personally don’t care what they would think of my future partner but if he wants to win Opa’s love the easiest way he would have to study Prussian warfare! by @matcha_marlene
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6 months ago
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