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💻 MENOPAUSE OS | System unstable. Memory fucked. Words missing. Hot flushes incoming. UPDATE AVAILABLE: FUCK ALL. 😂📖

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🚨 MENOPAUSE OS IS LOOKING FOR SYSTEM FAILURES 🚨
I'm writing a book about menopause.
But not the usual kind.
No medical advice.
No “10 ways to beat menopause.”
No telling you to drink more water, meditate or embrace your hormones. 😂
This is about the real-life shit.
The ridiculous things you forget.
The things you suddenly do that make absolutely no fucking sense.
The things you say out loud and immediately wonder who you've become.
The hot flushes. The sleepless nights. The mood swings. The hair that has apparently developed its own personality. 😂
Basically...
💻 MENOPAUSE OS
THE WORLD'S WORST OPERATING SYSTEM
And I want to hear YOUR system failures! 👇
I'm looking for real menopause stories from real people to potentially include in the book.
You don't need to be a writer. You don't need perfect spelling. You don't even need to make it funny.
Just tell me what happened.
🧠 What word did your brain delete?
🔥 What's your most ridiculous hot flush story?
🤦‍♀️ What did you forget that you really shouldn't have?
😂 What did you say out loud that your pre-menopause self NEVER would have?
💀 What made you think: “FUCK MY LIFE.”
💻 What's your “MENOPAUSE OS HAS STOPPED RESPONDING” moment?
Or ignore the prompts completely and tell me whatever happened to you.
I'm interested in the real stuff too — the things we don't necessarily talk about, the struggles, the weirdness and the moments that make another woman think:
“OH THANK FUCK. IT'S NOT JUST ME.” ❤️
I'm hoping to include a small selection of real reader experiences in the book.
📧 menopause.os.stories@gmail.com
Follow Menopause OS and please share this with any woman who might have a system failure of her own! 😂
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