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i am deeply afraid for the future of humanity and this does drive most of my decisions. i would sell feet pics if you asked

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i used my grown up money from dog sitting to buy an ice cream machine by @mrbigbeanman

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2 months ago

the game was rigged and after less than a day i’m sick of americans gloating about cheating. i am also salty because i bet ten bucks on it and if it wasn’t rigged i’d have gotten $55. bummer by @mrbigbeanman

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3 months ago

i feel like i’m out of a coma suddenly posting three times in ten minutes after posting what, twice this year by @mrbigbeanman

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5 months ago

i had pistachio ice cream earlier. i don’t know if i’ve had it before. it was nice but definitely half air by @mrbigbeanman

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5 months ago

i saw it today by @mrbigbeanman

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5 months ago

i don’t post enough anymore to know what friends see my posts. is it safe to tell you guys about the birthday gift i got my friend or will he see it by @mrbigbeanman

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6 months ago

would explain why fire feels religious by @mrbigbeanman

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6 months ago

it’s been a while since i’ve talked about soap. someone ask me a question about soap by @mrbigbeanman

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7 months ago

on chinese new year i found a whole, slightly wrinkled but otherwise undamaged cigarette with chinese writing printed on the filter on the ground. i have decided this is a good omen for the year ahead by @mrbigbeanman

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8 months ago

i forget i’m supposed to be posting for months at a time. this is my only active account and people i know in real life keep following me by @mrbigbeanman

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8 months ago

i will cook a delicious meal by @mrbigbeanman

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8 months ago

i dropped my phone on the road and cracked it to shit while talking to a friend outside a new year’s party at like 9pm on december 31st and now the discoloured blobs on the screen make me think ibe just run past iron every time i go mining in my realm by @mrbigbeanman

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9 months ago