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There's was a post on here a few days ago from Admiral, with pictures of the England '82 strip. Someone had commented it was the best looking kit of all time. Obviously they were wrong. That honour goes to the Scotland '78 strip. Got me thinking though. That Admiral England kit was 🔥 How would Scotland have looked if we'd fitted with Admiral for a couple of seasons instead of Umbro?....... 🤔

@admiral_official @admiralretro @umbro @scotlandnationalteam @england 

#scotland #england #football #footballkit #footballshirt taken in Ashford, Kent by @mrflanican
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7 days ago
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Nothing to see here. Just a man and his duck, waiting in @kwikfit_uk to get their car's exhaust fixed. What's strange about that? Just a regular day in Ashford. 

I'm sure next door there was an old fella and his porpoise, sitting in the carpet shop, discussing underlay. 

Or a man with a mullet, going mad with a mallet in Millets 🤷‍♂️

#duck #ashford #crazy #halfmanhalfbiscuit #kwikfit taken in Ashford, Kent by @mrflanican
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18 days ago
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What's this logo? It's not the classic Mackenzie man. Am I being totally dense? I can't find it anywhere except this video, where it's everywhere. 

#goodbyemrmackenzie #filthytongues #angelfish #martinmetcalfe #100club by @mrflanican
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a month ago
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Where do these royal watchers/embarrassments  go when there's no royal wedding, birth, death or hiccup to congregate near? 

Reform party conference. 

If these various geniuses, deep thinkers, and moral crusaders endorse Reform then who am I to disagree? 

#reform #nigelfarage #farage #royal #stupid by @mrflanican
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a month ago
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Be careful. They pretend there's a shipping issue, and say it's going to be nearly a month before they turn up. They don't reply to emails. I still haven't received the two I ordered, or the refund I then asked for. Just be careful. They're not what you think they are. #scam #avoid #dogtoy #dogtoys #scammer taken in Ashford, Kent by @mrflanican
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2 months ago
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I think there's kidnapped children trapped in the boot! 
Look, they're trying to get our attention. 
Stop that car! 

#peckham #London #kidnapped #abducted
#help taken in Peckham by @mrflanican
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2 months ago
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So @se_railway know this train is usually standing room only. It's the school holidays. Everywhere is quieter than usual. Yet you know this train is usually standing room only. It was.

I couldn't get this train. I can't stand all the way to London.  I pay around £8,800 a year to travel with you. 

I waited and got the next train. The next train, which despite you knowing has 'usually only a few seats available', is only six carriages instead of twelve. In case you care, there were people standing as they couldn't find the few available seats. 

If you are running trains without enough seats shouldn't you do something? More trains? More carriages? We can't change our travel plans. We're not travelling with you for a jolly. We need to get to work. If you can't provide a seat to carry us there maybe you need to give up and let someone else try 

#southeastern #serailway #southeasternrail #standingroomonly #terribleservice by @mrflanican
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2 months ago
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Hey! You cannae park there. 

@parking.wanker

#parking #london #carpark #summer #toycar taken in Brockley, London SE4 by @mrflanican
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3 months ago
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Sometimes inspiration hits you like Archimedes. Sometimes all it takes is to notice that two words rhyme 🫡

#irnbru #waterloo #abba #scotland #summer by @mrflanican
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3 months ago
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It's a hot day. What's wrong with a cheeky wee Merlot on your way to...... 🤷‍♂️

8.19am, 63 bus from Kings Cross.

 Fμ¢k me 🙁

#Londonbus #merlot #morningdrink #countrygoingtoshit #london taken in London, United Kingdom by @mrflanican
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3 months ago
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What does £8468.00 buy you these days? Not a fμck|πg seat on @se_railway apparently. Still, it's only 22° at the moment

🥵🤬

#heatwave #terribleservice #southeastern #southeasternrailway #southeasterntrains taken in Ashford, Kent by @mrflanican
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3 months ago
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Why thank you George AtAsda, that's very kind of you, but I'm not that kind of girl. Cheeky 😘

@asda @george_asda.co.uk 

#cheeky #asda #email #georgeatasda #lingerie by @mrflanican
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5 months ago
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