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Lover of music, prosecco, parties & festivals 🎶
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I pulled. Oi oi! 😂

Me: innocently filming the dancer 👀
Him: sits on my lap

Check me out 😂
Nearly dropped my bloody phone…

@magicmikeliveldn

#MagicMike #MagicMikeLive #LondonNights #NoirAccess #NightOut by @noiraccessofficial

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5 months ago

When you see Clockwork Orange + Jamie Jones on the line-up and head to Appetite on the Farm having absolutely NO IDEA quite how young the crowd is going to be… 😂

Having done Clockwork Orange in Ibiza, we thought we knew what we were getting ourselves into. Turns out we may have slightly misjudged the demographic. 🤣

This is us in the Clockwork tent, surrounded by young people and styling it out anyway. 😎🪩

And actually… we had a GREAT time. The music was absolutely off the scale, the production and light shows were incredible 🔥

Would we go back? Probably not — purely because we were quite clearly not the target audience 😂 — but are we glad we went? 100%.

Sometimes you’ve just got to go with the flow and get on with it. 🖤

#AppetiteOnTheFarm #ClockworkOrange #JamieJones #FestivalLife #NoirAccess by @noiraccessofficial

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2 months ago

Had to post this on my grid because it’s just soooo funny and relatable 😂😂😂

I swear I have ended up involved in some real random situations like this after a night out 😂😂😂

@capriceariston

#NoirAccess #RandomEncounters #PartyPeople #GoodVibesOnly #LifeIsOneBigParty by @noiraccessofficial

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17 hours ago

My 50th birthday party at my house… 🪩💃

Music playing from an iPhone. Not a Funktion-One speaker in sight! 😂🔥

Smaller private parties are all about the people and the energy! ❤️

#NoirAccess #HouseMusicLovers #PartyPeople #PrivateParties #GoodVibesOnly by @noiraccessofficial

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18 hours ago

ABSOLUTELY 🪩💃🏽🎉🥂 5th December 2026 at Ponsbourne Park Hotel, Hertfordshire • 6pm to 1am

Another Saturday, another excuse to get dressed up and hit the dance floor! 💃🕺

Absolutely returns to the stunning Ponsbourne Park, bringing the music, the atmosphere and the people who know how to party!

🏛️ A beautiful venue
🎶 Two ballrooms
🥂 Great music, great company and unforgettable vibes

Over 25s @absolutelynights

#NoirAccessOfficial #AbsolutelyNights #PonsbournePark #HouseMusic #Over30sClub DanceFloorVibes WeekendPlans taken in Ponsbourne Park Hotel by @noiraccessofficial

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🚨 BREAKING NEWS! 🚨

Apparently, scientists have confirmed that oestrogen helps regulate dopamine…. meaning that when oestrogen levels drop during perimenopause, so do your dopamine levels! Also ADHD symptoms that you didn’t know you had because they have been manageable for decades can suddenly become louder and more noticeable!

This could explain why so many women reach their late 40s and 50s and suddenly feel like they’re losing the plot! 🤯

Nothing broke…. The chemistry that was holding everything together started changing!

💃🪩 Well, that might explain the obsession with needing a dopamine fix from the dance floor! 😂

WHO CAN RELATE?! 🙋🏻‍♀️🤣

#Perimenopause #ADHDInWomen #Dopamine #DanceFloorTherapy #NoirAccess by @noiraccessofficial

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Chatgpt make me a Barbie 🌸 by @noiraccessofficial

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🪩 INTRODUCING THE RHYTHM ROOM BOYS! 🪩 (infact 2 of them either side of us.. the 3rd one is on holiday!)

Meet the lads who love to party just as much as we do! ❤️🎶

And they’re bringing something rather special to London this November…

✨ DISCO AFTER DARK ✨

An intimate, feel-good night of disco, funky house and uplifting house music, set in the stylish surroundings of a beautiful London venue.

Think gorgeous surroundings, fabulous people, infectious music and a dancefloor you won’t want to leave! 💃🏼🥂

🎧 ON THE DECKS
🔥 Wayne Soul Avengerz
🔥 Jet Boot Jack
🔥 Harry Fry
🔥 Amy C

📅 Saturday 21st November
⏰ 10:30 PM – 3 AM
📍 Fitzrovia, London

A more intimate party experience with all the energy of a big night out! 🪩✨

We’ll definitely be there — who’s joining us? ❤️

🎟️ Tickets — LINK IN BIO!

#DiscoAfterDark #RhythmRoom #FunkyHouse #HouseMusicLovers #LondonNightlife taken in Kibele Restaurant & Bar by @noiraccessofficial

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Saturday sunshine, train selfies & mojito journey juice 🍹☀️😎

The party starts long before you arrive! 🪩💃🏼💕

#JourneyJuices #GirlsOnTour #SaturdayVibes #TrainSelfies #HouseMusicLovers by @noiraccessofficial

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Does anyone else check their step count after a day out dancing? 😂💃

28,128 before midnight… another 6,500 after!

34,628 steps in total! 🪩🔥

Who needs the gym when you’ve got Centreforce? 🎶🙌

#Centreforce #SignalCity #TheCause #DanceFloorTherapy #NoirAccessOfficial by @noiraccessofficial

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5 days ago

Dirty by name, dirty by nature! 🪩🔥

Daytime dancing, proper house music and a crowd that knows how to party!

🎟️ Tickets on sale MONDAY 12TH OCTOBER!

📍 Dirty at E1, Wapping, London
📅 Saturday 12th December
⏰ 3PM – 10PM
@dirtypromotions

Good people. Great music. December together. 💃🕺

#DirtyE1 #DaytimeDancing #HouseMusic #LondonClubbing #E1London by @noiraccessofficial

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What a day! 🔥🙌

Centreforce Signal City at The Cause absolutely delivered! Proper old-school vibes, incredible music, amazing crowd and energy from start to finish! 🔊💃

Day parties don’t get much better than this! ❤️

#Centreforce #SignalCity #TheCause #DayParty #RaveCulture HouseMusic LondonRaves by @noiraccessofficial

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