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Hot takes on buffet etiquette, prison shows & canned cranberry sauce.
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You said ‘Just trying it’ in March. It’s now August and you own a kiln. If this feels targeted, click the link in bio. by @obhdtmi
⭐️ NEW POST ⭐️ I Bought a Fountain Pen and Immediately Became Insufferable by @obhdtmi
⭐️ NEW POST ⭐️ Not to be dramatic but encouragement is my biggest weakness by @obhdtmi
New column: Ask Nutmeg First up: trapped in a British murder village, subtitles on, hope fading. Nutmeg has thoughts. — Link in BIO Her people accept submissions at asknutmeg@gmail.com. Beware: published submissions will receive “a gift” from Nutmeg herself. by @obhdtmi
I went on Facebook Marketplace looking for an accent chair and lost my sense of self. I wrote a survival guide. There’s also a bonus section on how to optimize your profile so you look approachable without inviting murder. by @obhdtmi
Local Woman Mistakes Terminal Illness for Personality Trait, Adopts Scabies-Riddled Street Dog While on Honeymoon. She calls it “healing energy.” Her friends call it “a pattern.” Love you Danny Dog 🐕 🇻🇨 by @obhdtmi
KPIs this quarter: 14 unmatched Tupperware lids, half a lava lamp, and three jars of mystery screws. Investor confidence remains… fluid. by @obhdtmi
TDLR: I came for deadlifts, stayed for the brainwashing. 🕯️ Don’t leave me hanging in this candlelit hell, which class made you sweating, sobbing or swearing loyalty to the instructor? Best confession wins a mystery gift in the actual mail, like the olden days 💌 by @obhdtmi
Here goes nothing... I went to Salt Spring and came back changed. Blame the cheese stick. This is part travel guide, part chaos log, part cinnamon bun memoir. If you’ve ever: • Planned an entire weekend around a snack • Googled “farm stand etiquette” at midnight • Considered rearranging your values for a pastry Then this one’s for you. by @obhdtmi

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