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Michael K

@okaymichaelk

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Writer, lover of things, hater of things, and human to Lila

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This whole Selma Blair biting people story reminded me of this iconic biting moment in biting history. HE BITE ME IN MY BAGINA! by @okaymichaelk

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Bath Day! Lila’s favorite day (no it’s not) and mine too because I get to take pictures of her looking like a barrister seal. Or a seal nun. Take your pick. by @okaymichaelk

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a year ago

Loved The Ugly Stepsister on Shudder. One of my favorite horror movies this year. It’s nasty, opulent, funny, grossly gorgeous, and thought provoking. It’s also very educational because I learned that slutt means end in Norwegian. Makes sense since people have been calling my rear end a slut for decades. by @okaymichaelk

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a year ago

One thing I did this past summer was make a pilgrimage to the birthplace of fine cuisine, refinement, world class entertainment, and athleticism! taken in Casa Bonita by @okaymichaelk

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a year ago

Lila during and after hiking and by “hiking” I mean she rode her human chariot around the land! by @okaymichaelk

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4 years ago

This is Lila’s idea of hiking. by @okaymichaelk

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5 years ago

Lila got some kind of allergic reaction to something and is all red and itchy. I took her to the vet and she’s on the mend, but I put a baby onesie on her (the pet stores were out of t-shirts) to protect her from her scratching. It looks like she’s wearing a choker and an off the shoulder top. She looks like a Contempo Casuals manager from the 90s. The STORE MANAGER, of course! by @okaymichaelk

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5 years ago

A little under two months ago, I adopted this little angel from @theanimalpad. I went through a million names but finally picked Lila after watching an old video of @officialcharo with her Chihuahua Delilah. Look to Charo when you’re lost, she will always show you the way!!! Lila can throw some major side eye so I know Elvie is with her. And here’s just 1/10000th of all the pictures I’ve taken of her. She’s gonna take out a restraining order against my phone. by @okaymichaelk

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Since I grew up in the San Gabriel Valley in the 80s, I have some memories of the Night Stalker (my mom kept every light on in the kitchen and living room throughout the night). But after watching Night Stalker on Netflix, I obviously didn’t know 1/10000th of the story. Gil Carrillo, the hero father of my friend @linusvanpelt33 is a master storyteller and I also love Ester who delivers this jewel about Richard Ramirez’s groupies. by @okaymichaelk

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6 years ago

My soulmate Elvie died peacefully yesterday. I’m grateful I got to be with him at that moment. I’m also very grateful that we got to spend 18 years together, and shared many unforgettable moments, both bad and good. It’s a fact that he made my life infinitely better and I hope I did the same for him. Although, he’ll never forgive me for dressing him up in a low-budget, busted, polyester blond wig. I’m not sure what to do with myself now, but I will never stop missing him and will forever raise a Pupperoni to him. by @okaymichaelk

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Elvie turned 18 today! He can now vote and buy a lottery ticket. And yes that doggy cake is ugly but his ass didn’t care. by @okaymichaelk

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I made lime cake from scratch using limes picked from that tree. Who am I???!!! I’m your nana, that’s who. I’ll send you a $5 bill on your birthday and chancleta you in the mouth if you curse at my dinner table! by @okaymichaelk

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7 years ago