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Meh by @onemanrollercoaster

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3 months ago

When family dinner happens right between bomb disposal duty and a pressure valve inspection... 😅

Luckily everything is under control:

✅ food is ready
✅ family is here
✅ the white blood cell is watching ✅ nothing has exploded yet

"It's Once Upon a Time... Life" — but the Health & Safety department took over the script. 🤣

#IndustrialAbsurdism #BlackHumor #OnceUponATimeLife #CartoonStyle #OMRC by @onemanrollercoaster

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3 months ago

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"Some people buy a fast car."
"Some people buy a very fast car."
"Mieciu looked at a Jaguar F-Type R and said..."
'Not enough.'
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"So instead of opening his wallet..."
"He opened the toolbox."
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"The result?"
"760 horsepower."
"811 Newton metres."
"1270 kilograms."
"And a survival instinct that appears to have been removed during the tuning process."
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"This isn't a factory Jaguar anymore."
"This is what happens when a man spends too much time around grinders, polishing equipment and questionable ideas."
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"Engineers spend years making cars predictable."
"Mieciu spent years making sure this one isn't."
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"The car was built for speed."
"Mieciu improved upon that concept by adding more speed."
"And then some more."
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"British Racing Green."
"Gold wheels."
"760 horsepower."
"Built, not bought."
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"At this point the Jaguar is less of a car and more of a formal complaint addressed to the laws of physics."
🤘🪓🤘🏁🐆💨 #Jezza by @onemanrollercoaster

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3 months ago

Dobry kwas nie jest zły 🤣#kiszone #ogórki #tetatet #ogórkowa #dobrazupa by @onemanrollercoaster

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4 months ago

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4 months ago

Ta jest, weekendzik 😎
#beergeek #weekendvibes #erica #f1 #rolandgaros by @onemanrollercoaster

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4 months ago

never let yourself be led by blind worship
#kneelforHenry #thatsourcountry #policeshit #southampton #andjusticeforall by @onemanrollercoaster

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4 months ago

Teraz juz wiesz gdzie powinieneś wejść.

Now you know where you should go.

#ChooseWisely
#NoExcuses
#Mentality
#OMRC
#Mindset by @onemanrollercoaster

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4 months ago

Patrzę na zegar.
Niedziela kończy się szybciej, niż powinna.
Jeszcze chwila temu było „ogarniemy jutro”…
a jutro właśnie zaczyna patrzeć mi w oczy.
I w tym wszystkim jest jedna rzecz,
której kompletnie się nie spodziewałem.
Ale to już… nie na dziś.

#poniedzialek nadchodzi.
#OneManRollerCoaster #bezfiltra #ciągdalszynastąpi #życieweryfikuje by @onemanrollercoaster

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4 months ago