🐾🐕 Reg E Dog 🐶🐾🇦🇺

It's been six months since I originally posted my complete biography. So I thought I would repost it for the friends I have made since that time:
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I am The Reg. Reginald E Dog MD. The humans tell me the MD stands for “Middle Dog” because I used to have an elder brother (Keif) and younger sister (Wif) who sadly have passed away. But that is because the humans refuse to recognise my superior intellect and medical qualifications.

My vast array of business contacts tell me that I am a very difficult dog to buy gifts for because I have so many possessions. Therefore, they tend to give me cash and prepaid credit cards and take me out for expensive lunches. My favourite foods are oysters, mussels, smoked salmon and cheese.

My human sister whom I have employed as an unpaid intern even gave me some gold. She assures me that the smaller the size of the gold specks, the more valuable it is. So the six 1mm gold specks I have must be extremely valuable.

But remember! If the Tax Office comes calling, I am just a dog and I have nothing at all to declare!

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