Laney Mead

Hellooooooo, they moo'ed, you bring Betts and Brucey with you? They asked.
No, not today, I said, they are at home because me and himself are using the chainsaw to cut the huge fallen trees by his unit and it's a little dangerous with those two about.
Yes, said Little White Nose, I imagine they would try and help, especially that Brucey he just loves to try and help.
Yes, I said, that he does, but today he is at home drying off after yet another bath because he got covered in foxy poo again this morning.
Did he jump on Betts? Asked Little White Nose (who I think was the ring leader of the group, definitely the bravest).
Oh yes, I sighed, he did jump on Betts and get foxy poo all down her back, I wasn't very happy with him.
Could be worse, said Splodge (at the back on the right), he could be in charge of the chainsaw.
Thank you for letting me take your photo, I said, as soon as I saw you I knew that Evie Gullis would like to see you, she works with your cousins over near where girlie lives.
We doooooooooo, they all said at once, she is totally devoted to bovine care.
You do know about a lot of people, I said.
Mooboooook, they said, it's how we know that Betts and Brucey are Labratwats!
Oh, I said 😳