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Posted On: February 14th 2026, 04:24 pm
‘FRIDAY THE 13TH VII : THE NEW BLOOD’ (1988) directed by John Carl Buechler.
Obviously not all couples like a sickly-sweet schmaltz-fest on Valentine’s Day. There’s nothing like a good blood-spattered horror to make the object of one’s desire edge that little bit closer… After all, scary-time equals racing pulses… and we all know what racing pulses mean, don’t we!! So, here we are joining maniacal, hockey-mask-wearing, homicide aficionado Jason Voorhees as he slashes his way through ‘80s fashion-wearing youngsters who are foolish enough to engage in rumpy-pumpy!… Which he absolutely HATES!! A funny, ridiculous thrilling joy-ride of a film that is soooo bad, that it’s actually bloody FANTASTIC!
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review : @reviewsrm @migueldaredj
Obviously not all couples like a sickly-sweet schmaltz-fest on Valentine’s Day. There’s nothing like a good blood-spattered horror to make the object of one’s desire edge that little bit closer… After all, scary-time equals racing pulses… and we all know what racing pulses mean, don’t we!! So, here we are joining maniacal, hockey-mask-wearing, homicide aficionado Jason Voorhees as he slashes his way through ‘80s fashion-wearing youngsters who are foolish enough to engage in rumpy-pumpy!… Which he absolutely HATES!! A funny, ridiculous thrilling joy-ride of a film that is soooo bad, that it’s actually bloody FANTASTIC!
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#moviereview #filmreview #fridaythe13th #fridaythe13thpart7thenewblood
@fridaythe13thfranchisecom @kanehodder13 @heidikozakhaddad
photo collage : @migueldaredj
review : @reviewsrm @migueldaredj
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