East Nashville Misfits

WELL WOULDNT YOU KNOW IT, TWO OF THE TEAMS THAT ARE A LOCK IN FOR NASHVILLE SANDLOT MOUNT RUSHMORE FINALLY GOT TO PLAY WITH EACH OTHER OUTSIDE FOR ONCE. THIS GAME HAD EVERYTHING: IT HAD BUNTS, IT HAD BLOODY LIPS, IT HAD BROKEN LIMBS, IT HAD SO MANY GOD DAMNED LEFTYS. THE MISSYS HOGGED THE W UNDER THE SUNSET, WHERE WE ALL ROASTED OVER HOT RUBBER PELLETS BEING BLASTED BY DIRECT SUNLIGHT. SOME OF THE TEAM EVEN WENT SLEEVELESS, THANKS FOR INSPIRING US, BRETT. YOU’RE A ROLE MODEL AND A TRENDSETTER.

HIGHLIGHTS INCLUDE DYLAN BEING SIMULTANEOUSLY THE MOST WORTHLESS AND MOST VALUABLE PLAYER WITH 3 DOUBLES, A LITTLE LEAGUE HOME RUN BY SCHILTZ, A QUESTIONABLE BUNT BY GRIFFY, THE RETURN OF CLEAN UP LEGEND TOM EISENHOOD, SCHILTZ CATCHING 4 CONSECUTIVE HALF INNINGS FOR BOTH THE HOGS AND THE MISFITS, MISFIT LEGEND NATE MAKING A VERY SHORT LIVED APPEARANCE THANKS TO A FEW BEERS AND A POURLY TIMED FENCE HOP, AND NOT ONE, NOT TWO, NOT THREE, BUT ¡ FOUR ! GROUND RULE DOUBLES (I realize now everything in all caps can take the weight out of importance in prose)