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3 months ago
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Posted On: July 12th 2026, 09:37 pm
Name the food, it’s been on my toddler’s 🌽

#dads #parenting #toddler #funny #comedy
Comments (2133)
timothy82_ 8 days ago

timothy82_

😂😂😂😂😂

mackmustard6 8 days ago

mackmustard6

😂😂😂😂

krashynhackett 20 days ago

krashynhackett

Someone please come get Temu Christian Bale. He's doing the "salmon penis" thing again.

fricazoid_aka_guava_giblets 21 days ago

fricazoid_aka_guava_giblets

I might start eating in the buff just to test out the features.

dansmithmusicnyc 24 days ago

dansmithmusicnyc

😂😂😂

cvargaslbc a month ago

cvargaslbc

Lmaoooooo Our grandson loves to eat while playing outside in the water nakey and will touch the penxs with the food then eat it... we're like ummm... it's funny now but yeh.. lol hoping this is a phase or things are gonna get real weird this holiday season.

mayamoxley a month ago
hustlemantherapper a month ago

hustlemantherapper

Dm me 💰

michellegb3 a month ago

michellegb3

Toddlers are the best

honeydipdiamond a month ago

honeydipdiamond

😂😂

crayonbrown_ a month ago

crayonbrown_

Stay safe y'all,😂😂😂😂😂.

wshayh a month ago

wshayh

I was a nanny once. The two year old pooped on the floor in front of a full length mirror because they wanted to see what pooping looked like! I picked it up with one of their dog’s poop bags! The Dad couldn’t stop laughing when he got home until the kid did it again before bed!

mavylamb a month ago

mavylamb

Sometimes I could not believe the things I said

my.humphs a month ago

my.humphs

You'll still be talking about this decades from now. I love kids 😂

dearestdoulamama5 a month ago

dearestdoulamama5

Parenting is a constant run of things we never thought we’d say/hear 😂

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