Posted On: July 23rd 2026, 09:54 pm
Living afraid of Jesus coming is sooo 1999
Along with…
1. Getting a bunker
2. Being a “foolish virgin” (gotta read that Bible for this reference)
3. Avoiding all of the scriptures that mention his coming
4. Not living Holy
5. Thinking that Jesus is gonna whisk you away before your faith is put to the test
6. Being that scary spooky Christian that doesn’t talk to people