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Photo by mike ferrentino on September 02, 2026. May be an image of poster and text that says '1อชน) Satan In A Brown Suit The Grimy Handshake IFEGRIMYHANDSHAKE.SUBSTACK.COM'.
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Photo by mike ferrentino on September 02, 2026. May be an image of motorcycle, bicycle, poster, magazine, newspaper, scooter and text that says 'SHATTERING THE TREND: FOUR RIGID FREERIDE BIKES bike HAWAHIAN SECRET THE LEGEND OF FAMIKAPALA MURPHY'S LAW TALES OF TURMOIL WHO'S PACKING? REVIEW: REVIEW:THEULTIM THE ULTIMATE GEAR BAG'.
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Posted On: September 2nd 2026, 11:29 pm
“It hit like a ball-peen hammer to the temple. New isn’t necessarily better. Sometimes new is just… newer… Old parts inevitably wear out with time, we end up remembering them in their worn out state of performance, which usually coincides with the release of new stuff. Hooray. Before we know it, the wallet’s gaping open and a new model year is tearing at the poor thing like a pack of jackals at a zebra carcass.” - more anti consumer hand wringing from days gone by (oh no, NINE SPEEDS?! the horror, the complexity…) over on ye olde stack of subs. like! subscribe! consume! #steamroller #jamestaylorisanasshole #bikemag #thegrimyhandshake #1999
Comments (8)
phillemaistre 2 months ago

phillemaistre

I’ve quoted this exact article regularly for 27 years.

hankthespacecowboy 2 months ago

hankthespacecowboy

Got my first mtb, a Schwinn Moab on sale because it had the old 8 spd drivetrain instead of the new 9 spd freshness

demon41468 2 months ago

demon41468

Deep Cove, had a lot of fun racing those dudes in BC

guykestv 2 months ago

guykestv

I’m pretty sure a ‘rigid Freeride bike’ wasn’t the NEW anyone wanted. Let alone four of them.

heywoodferret 2 months ago

heywoodferret

I think this is the issue that had the black and orange Cove hardtail review in it. I wanted that bike so badly as a kid…

the_tuesday_rob 2 months ago

the_tuesday_rob

Blatant consumerism

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