Posted On: September 14th 2026, 07:23 pm
Four years ago I Daddy Warbucks-ed the hell out of this West Virginia yokel and introduced her to the finer things in life, like pro wrestling and Sheetz chicken shnuggets. In return she began to let me in on some of her favorite things, like toppling trash cans and licking big-time butthole.
You could say we’re simpatico like that.
Happy Got Yo Ass Day, kid. Despite your best efforts you could never piss me off more than I love you, but by all means keep trying 🤍🖤